#night shift

So far tonight seen a woman dancing topless and falling over her own shoe

Some guy miss a bench when he went to sit down and look offended it wasn't there

A guy walk into a lamppost

Someone on a scooter wearing a dressing gown and slippers

Can I likeeee have one normal period please? I’m not in a tela novella, I don’t need a grand opening ie anything

Gotta get gas and an energy drink or something in my system

I do find it amsuing how specific some of the tags can get that pop up in the drop down though, especially when I put something not super specific that I think might have a possible tag but doesn't

omg ur telling me.

when purifyinglight and I wrote the sleep paralysis demon AU I hadn't actually heard the term 'horn stimulation' before and was searching ao3 to figure out what to call it... my eye must have skipped over it because it was pretty high on the list, but I was finding so many 'Horatio Hornblower Needs A Hug' kinds of tags instead and I was like, I KNOW we can't be the first people to write a demon girl getting her horns rubbed to completion on this site...