Go off together~

“Since this all ended up in a puddle of burning goo…”

“…we did go off together and it’s absolutely tickety-boo.”

“Look, wherever you are, I’ll be with you.”

“We’ve not really been anywhere yet for a very long time, it seems.”

“Yeah. But we are now. Just the two of us.”

“Do you think it worked?”

“I think it took. That was a class-A surreptitious full miracle. God won’t have noticed a thing.”

“Banana, fish, gorilla, shoe lace with a dash of nutmeg, and… magic trick accomplished.”

“Vavoom! And it looks like you are stuck with me in every universe, angel.”

“Oh, Crowley. Some things last forever, then.”

“Exactly, we do. It's not that bad when you get used to it.”

“You’re being silly, because I only want one thing and that’s what this is finally about.”

“Ngk. After all this, I think we need a little us time in our own little demonic-angelic miracle universe.”

“Jolly good! We could, I don’t know, go for a picnic, dine at the Ritz, kiss properly, dear.”

<3

No comment. Except... you know what music to play now, right? 🦈

This crack take just demanded to be done for today's prompt. Yes, the proportions are not right (compared to the original poster) and you can clearly see where I edited out Crowley's fixtures quite sloppily, but I was running out of time to do a better job, so I didn't even bother with the ones holding the poor shark in place. Sorry, not sorry. 🤷

Also, I honestly like how this version provides a closer look at Crowley in a bikini, right? She's wanted to wear this outfit for a really long time (the Ineffable Wives photo shoots, to be precise), but it didn't happen back then, because I didn't have any swimwear for Aziraphale. Luckily this set-up made both of them happy. 😉

Disclaimer: No LEGO animals were harmed in the making of this poster. Some poor Sluban shark wasn't so lucky got the honor of being introduced to the dark side instead, though. If it's any consolation... he hasn't complained about it. Guess he enjoyed the view too much.

Bon appétit, everyone!

I really need fans to put the same amount of energy, if not more (preferably MUCH more), into supporting victims and shaming Neil Gaiman as they do engaging in fandom discourse online. Speak out. Donate to organizations for sexual assault and abuse victims. Volunteer in domestic abuse shelters and other spaces for victims. Please. Do not financially support Gaiman or give him any sort of platform. I really need to make that known. I can’t help but feel this isn’t talked about enough and frankly it’s very glossed over within the fandom, especially with season 3 still being a major point of discussion online. Do not let fandom discourse overshadow the very real and ongoing reality of Gaiman being a serial rapist and abuser.

 Advocacy doesn’t start and stop with “yeah screw that guy” or “F*ck NG”. Please. PLEASE do more. You have more power than you think. Use it. 

In five seconds she's going to pounce on her mate ♡