most gayest bitch

bestie are you good? you just reblogged "petting her while we watch videos on my laptop" again

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

@finlizziah

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Me

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

you should only ever harass someone online if they’re like a conservative politician or the actual literal physical grinch, otherwise idk dude go pick up litter on the highway or something

you would literally be happier and a more productive contributor towards the world if you just turned the computer off and masturbated instead

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

Everyone is a little bit clocky, it comes with the territory of wearing a watch

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

that she is now pregnant.

Dear people who think they can spread hate Campaigns through me, please stop

Every time I think I'm finally fucking done seeing this post in my notifs someone with 400000000 followers reblogsnit and I climb higher on the lattice

really fascinating how transfem characters always get headcanoned as Manly Masculine Men

surely this means nothing