most gayest bitch

puts its hand on the padding stuffed in your bra: promise you’ll stop for the angel

I do appreciate the mild bait and switch that Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy has going on whereby the front half of the book repeatedly insists that this is a game about playing as ordinary people in extraordinary situations, periodically alluding to the existence of rules for playing as supernatural beings but emphasising that these are strictly optional and should usually be limited to no more than one supernatural player character per group – then you actually get to that part, and not only are the aforementioned strictly optional rules for supernatural player characters like two hundred pages long, fully a third of the playable supernatural archetypes have an explicitly vore-based resource loop (and to be clear, I mean the "there are mechanics for concealing the fact that you have a whole-ass adult human in your stomach" kind of vore), and a further third offer vore as an option.

this post did not go where i thought it would

If you think hearing it described is a swerve, imagine reading it!

....are the rules good? Like i'm not personally interested in Ereka because, I'd rather play monster of the week or CoC but, this has peaked my interest.

It has some really interesting ideas, a few of which I'm probably going to lift for some of my own proects. Desperately in need of at least one more comprehensive editing pass, of course, but given that it's a game in active development this is not surprising.

Editor for the project here, really appreciate the feedback! Yeah the document absolutely needs as much editing attention as we can afford to give it, which we are all keenly aware of. Another couple hundred hours of tune-ups ought to do it lol.

Also worth noting that aforementioned 200+ pages of monster rules have the least editing attention put on them thus far, so that section should get trimmed down significantly if all goes well.

#the messy logistics of the daily life of a people eating monster makes for a very compelling metaphor about life as a disabled person with#difficult to accomodate needs#it's not eureka's fault that the messy logistics of the life of people eating monsters also gives some people boners

Legit one of the best games and nicest devs I've ever interacted with in the TTRPG space. Indie or not. Please pick it up if you can, it's truly amazing.

@clairestrogen

hey I heard that me groping your tits makes them bigger. we should try it.

reblog to grope prevs tits

“Buy X to make Y mad” is like a pathetic mindset to have

reading about south africas nuclear program is so funny because every other country is like "here is our factory for turning out interchangable implosion bombs" whereas the south african one was like "we have six bombs. they are all bad"

"Also they are implied to be for internal security purposes."

even funnier is that its the complete opposite! the original plan was to use them for mining and when everyone realized how dumb that was that shifted to "well if we detonate a nuke if angola is going badly surely the US and USSR will help negotiate a peace deal favorable to us"

Pointing a gun at your own head and going "convince me not to shoot. The bloodspatter will ruin the carpet"

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

added an online scoreboard! youll need to be logged in but please give it a try~

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

certified soup post

@lost-my-soup

You found it, you found the soup

Not unless they ban me...

For my fellow vegan/vegetarians, these sound scrumptious and look pretty simple to make substitutions!

certified soup post

@lost-my-soup

You found it, you found the soup

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

I need the explanation so badly. Kid, wherever you are, please see this. I am praying that you have a tumblr.

one thing they dont tell you about being the ditzy dojikko girl who's always spilling stuff and falling over cutely is that it makes you want to kill yourself constantly basically 24/7