"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
#Well if God wanted men to stick around and be monogamous so bad #how come they don't lactate Kevin? #one of my classmates in high school was an anti-gay-rights/âintelligent Designâ wank #who decided to go on about how gay marriage was a sin because men and women were âdesignedâ for each other #Kevin did not appreciate this line of reasoning #but that aside I think OP has the beginnings of a very good gender studies thesis here.
via @gallusrostromegalus
You're right and you should say it. Also I would 100% read a paper on this premise


























