los angeles is not known for having a good or even decent public transit system but in the past few years they’ve been expanding the train lines and have been pushing to get people to ride the trains more often, which includes making official la metro merch and, well:
this is a restock because they sold out in less than a week the first time
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I was going through my docs trying to organize them (they are all named untitled, make of that what you will) and found part of my Queen Findis fic! Idk what past me was on when I wrote this but i actually like it-- so presented here is Idril and Tuor's arrival in Valinor, from Findis' point of view (taking place somewhere in the middle of her story)
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Curious eyes turned towards the figure on the ship. One foot stood poised on the gunwale, but his entire body was rigid with hesitation. He clung to the rigging for support, seeming more at ease on the sea than the crowded shore.
Findis stepped forward. A companion of Itarillë’s meant that he was under Noldorian jurisdiction.
“Pray, come ashore, my friend. As a companion of my kinswoman, I claim you under my protection. Your boat will be well looked after, if that is what causes your hesitation.”
The figure’s head lifted slightly as his eyes flickered to hers, and then to Itarillë. He had a beard, Findis realized. He must be ancient indeed, perhaps one of those that had left Cuiviénen so long ago.
Itarillë distangled herself from her grandmother’s concerned soothing, rearranging her skirt as she stumbled slightly towards Findis.
“I dont– well that’s–”
She cut off with a strangled gasp. Findis saw the flicker of grey from the corner of her eye as Olórin moved past her towards the mariner. He had maintained his elven fana, but the power he now carried like a visible cloak around him left no one in any doubt that this was a maia. Whispered conversations fell silent as he stopped on the dock in front of the boat. So he is here on official business after all.
Olórin smiled gently. His eyes crinkled into that disarming sparkle, a calming focus point designed to put the viewer at ease. He extended a hand, palm up, towards the startled face of the mariner.
When he spoke, his voice was soft, and yet every elf crowded onto the small landing could hear as if the maia had shouted from the balcony of the palace.
“Hail and well met, Tuor son of Huor, called Ulmondil. Though you are of the Second Children, we welcome you to the Blessed Land.” Olórin leaned closer and spoke to Tuor alone; Findis could just make out his voice above the lapping waves. “Do not yet despair, my lord. The Valar will hear your case.”
As if in a trance, Tuor (did he say the Second Children?!) took the offered hand. A current seemed to pass between the pair, a silent conversation in the space of a single step as Tuor was lifted off the gunwale onto the dock of Tirion. As he took his first step onto the alien shore, a gust of wind traveling down from the distant peaks blew back his hood, revealing his strange features to the crowd.
A large gasp, followed by excited chatter. Findis tuned them out. Her mind was already whirring with the next steps she needed to take to restore order and whisk Itarillë and the Secondborn (a Secondborn!) out of the crowd and back towards the safety of the palace. She was jolted out of these thoughts by a sobbing Itarillë, who had stumbled and thrown herself into Tuor’s arms. Were it not for the steading hand Olórin had placed on his back, the poor man would have been bowled over by the force of her leap.
Canmë, bless her, was already moving. Raising her hands to her mouth, she let out a loud Hoi! Findis was gratified to see the crowd pause their murmuring, and to see her own guards snap to attention. With several slight hand signals, she indicated that they should take up positions near the pair, who were still wrapped tightly in each other’s arms. Between her guards and Olórin, who was still providing a calming presence at their backs, at least they would have some space to gather themselves.
Findis raised her chin, and turned to address the crowd. “The Valar have approved of the arrival of an Exile and a Secondborn to our shores. “As High Queen of the Noldor–” she turned her gaze to Olwë and Ingwë “-- I claim responsibility for Itarillë, daughter of Turukáno, and Tuor Secondborn. I extend to them the hospitality of Tirion.”
The two kings gave slight nods, and Findis relaxed just a fraction. She had no doubt that they would come prying later, but she had staved off the inevitable debates for the moment. Olwë turned to the crowd. “You heard the Queen. My people have no quarrel here today.” Findis sighed. That had been rather too much emphasis placed on the word today. An issue to be dealt with later.
Ingwë said nothing, but gave her a shallow nod as he turned his company back toward Valimar. Between the three sets of royal guards, the harbor quickly cleared. Amárië appeared from the edge of the crowd, supported by Eärwen on one side and Arafinwë on the other. Arafinwë peeled off from the two women and approached Findis, laying a steadying hand on her shoulder. Findis curled her arm around his back and leaned into him, resting his head along her shoulder. She had seen the brief, wild hope in his eyes at the sight of long golden hair fluttering in the sea breeze. Many of the observers today would be returning home with that renewed bitter loss. She pressed a kiss into his golden locs.
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An awkward throat clearing jolted Findis’ attention back to the present. Before her stood Itarillë and Tuor. Tuor’s eyes were downcast, hands folded in front of him, the perfect picture of unassuming subservience. Itarillë, on the other hand, stood tall and met Findis’ eyes. Her face, though tearstained, was set in a mask of stubborn conviction. With a pang, Findis recalled Elenwë’s face the last time they had met. It was the face of someone who would not be swayed from their course, although where Elenwë’s had shone with excitement to cross to Endórë, Itarillë’s face spoke of the grief and tempering they had found there. It was the look of a hardened princess, a leader. A queen, Findis realized.
Arafinwë distangled himself from Findis’ arm and stepped back to her right, allowing Findis to address the pair in front of her. Once he noticed her eyes focus on him, Tuor sank into a low, shaky bow.
“You have my endless gratitude, Your Majesty. You shall have full command of me and my services while I am in your care. It is an honor and a comfort to meet my wife’s sundered kin on these strange shores”
Findis blinked. Married? It explained their reactions towards each other, but a marriage bond between First and Second born? Findis the Scholar was desperate to gather more data. Findis the Queen, thankfully, spoke instead. “Thank you, lord, but there is no need for such formality. As husband to my kinswoman, you are most welcome in my house.”
Tuor raised himself from his bow, Itarillë’s grip on his arm steadying his ascent. He smiled at her, and Findis noticed the pleasant laugh lines of his face. Unlike her husband, Itarillë’s face remained stony.
The two women regarded each other in a brief bout of awkward silence. If Findis was correct in her hunch about Beleriand politics, then both nis held the position of High Queen of the Noldor. Typically, visiting royalty were supposed to acknowledge local royalty first. Findis could not be the one to make the first move.
At last, Itarillë inclined her head stiffly. “Thank you, Your Majesty, for your hospitality, but I hope we won’t have to impose upon you long. We must meet with the Valar immediately. And,” she added, “I go by Idril now, please.”
Olórin spoke up from where he was standing with Eärwen and Amárië. “The Valar know of your desire to speak with them, my lady, and will call upon you soon. For now, they wish you to rest after your long journey.”
Itarillë – Idril now-- looked thunderous. Findis could empathize; “soon” to the Valar could mean months to years of waiting. Tuor gently took Idril’s hand, and gave her a look of such love and understanding that Findis felt she ought to turn away. He murmured something in a language Findis didn’t understand, and Idril melted, squeezing his hand in return.
A throat cleared at her shoulder. Findis looked down to see that Canmë had rematerialized next to her. “Your Majesty–” her voice carried across their small group, drawing all eyes to her “--I have procured transportation back to the palace. I could not acquire the proper carriage on such short notice, but,” she gestured to a small wagon being driven by two of the royal guards on horseback, “I hope this will suffice. I’ve been assured that it has not been used to transport fish. Recently.”
“Trading one rickety vessel for another, I see,” Tuor laughed. It was a genuine laugh, and Findis found herself unconsciously smiling. She liked this Secondborn, she decided.
But if they reproduce through pollination how can they be sure they no longer reproduce? Maybe they’re anemophilous and are wind-pollinated and if they stand in a strong enough breeze an Entwife, somewhere, conceives an Entseed.
1.) Ents reproduce exclusively through sexual intercourse, or something close to it
OR
2.) Ents reproduce via pollination and...
a.) are dioecious, with Ents producing only male flowers and Entwives producing only female flowers, and pollinated either by wind or by animals (or by hand?)
b.) have bisexual flowers, but which are so specialized that they can exclusively be pollinated by one specific species of pollinator...
The Entwives left the forest so long ago that the Ents no longer remember what they looked like. Treebeard says the Shire sounds like the sort of place they would have loved, with its gardens and flowers and agriculture. Hobbits have folklore of giant bees, named after bumblebees. Certain flowers only release pollen to “buzz pollinators”, like bumblebees.
Could it be that the Ents—who notoriously do everything slowly—failed to evolve quickly enough to compete with agricultural crops for the time and attention of their only pollinator species? Did the Entwives dump the Ents to evolve into regular bees faster than the Ents could even consciously process? DOES SAM GAMGEE THE GARDENER’S BOY KEEP ENTWIVES?!
I think we’ve done it. I think we’ve cracked the code. (Shut the fuck up, Jirt, no one asked you.)
It’s only in the movies that the Ents cannot remember the Ent wives. In the books they’ve described as having golden hair, red cheeks, and eyes like the Ents. Meaning the Entwives probably resembled the ents in appearance.
Likewise in the books the Ents were basically tree like giants instead of giant trees. As seen below
Peter Jackson reimagined the Ents as being giant trees instead of tree like giants so returning to the original question I propose a compromise:
Treebeard from the movies reproduces through pollination by the Ent Wives who are giant bees.
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Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.
hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall
An Incident occurs and the Finwëan brood of Middle Earth are called to defend themselves.
The start of a charming tale of complete silliness told through letters.
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Historically, one of the most reliable sources of widespread banditry was rulers ramping up military recruitment for major wars, then cutting their soldiers loose afterwards without pay, leaving a bunch of heavily armed men with military experience floating around broke and homeless.
Knowing this, whenever someone jokingly refers to raccoons as "trash bandits", I get a vivid mental image of, like, a raccoon succession crisis leading to a raccoon civil war, the aftermath of which forced the former soldiers of the losing side (who are all raccoons) to take up the life of the raccoon outlaw.
like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage
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i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2
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