The Untitled and the Descriptions

this post makes me feel patriotic

hey wait serious question, do people outside the US really not have a guy with a truck? how do y'all move things?

Rent one (usually large moving van) or people owning just a larger car or a trailer to attach on a normal-sized car. The truck with a bed exists outside the USA but generally speaking people who have one either need it for work or are perceived as trying to compensate for something

Y'all are putting trailers on sedans? fascinating; idk if I've ever seen a vehicle here with a tow hitch that wasn't some kind of truck or SUV.

It doesn't take that much extra force to pull a smallish trailer along, so the main line of thought here is that you'd need one if your car's boot is too small. If a legit truck isn't enough you need a semi, not to attach a trailer. Generally if a SUV is towing the main expectation is that it's filled with at least 7 people and there is no more room in that hulking behemoth.

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

reblogged to the wrong blog sorry everyone i was escorting the aforementioned cat outside

200/$850 🫶🏾

“My basic assumption was, you know, the judge had obviously made his mind up about our guilt before the trial even began, and so it didn’t take me by surprise at all when I actually was sentenced to 50 years in the Bureau of Prisons. I knew, like, this is about making an example, this is about creating a narrative that, you know, anyone who resists the Trump administration’s agenda of mass deportation, is going to be made an example of, is gonna be treated this way, that if you stand up, if you speak out, we will bury you. I knew that that was what this was about the entire time that we were going to trial, and it was why I said from the very beginning, “I’m not gonna plea to anything.” You know, like they offered us plea deals, you know, we could have signed to 15 years for material support for terrorism. And I took the risk that I took of, you know, going to trial because I was like, I’m not going to create evidence of this non-existent terrorist conspiracy. That goes against everything I believe in.” — Autumn Hill

Addendum that the requirement is not that you are a UK citizen—you can also be a UK resident without citizenship, or someone of British citizenship who lives abroad.

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

When I get home I’m going to do so much stu— *little kitty on my lap so sweet and soft purring happy* Guess it’s bedtime.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Alright who wants to see the fat bee I picked up today to move off the sidewalk so he wouldn't get squished (flew away anyway)

*grabby hands* show me the bee!(please) How rotund were they?

Oh yall really like this little guy

Official round bee post! 🐝

i have a suggestion

you can order all the parts of a guillotine off Amazon, have it shipped to Jeff Bezos' front door, and TaskRabbit the construction.