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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by "sleeping on it weird." it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I'm afraid of phone calls.

A wizard is never late

I guess some people have a dream, of a world where a man is judged, not by the content of his character nor the nazi tatoo on their chest, but by the fanfictions written to preemptively define his political action.

"Trump will drain the swamp"

Graham Cunningham Platner, a rich kid who went to war because he thought killing would be fun and is being supported by his rich parents is the oligarchy. By 'Oligarchy' they mean a group of people a guy with a nazi tattoo on his chest wouldn't like. And they're already on board, out of fear if nothing else.

[ID: A digital illustration of Syl by @neflil. She’s painted in light blues and greys on a chalky dark blue background. She has long, wavy hair that extends past her bare feet, and the waves and curls of her hair effortlessly turn into the peaks and valleys reminiscent of low-approaching rainclouds. Syl’s body and dress are light in tone and almost glow from within. With the viewer below her, her knee-length skirt shows off her slim thighs. A large pleated collar covers her shoulders and chest. She smiles broadly, looking to the side where her outstretched fingers are tickling and playing with some windspren. In the distance, in front of gathering stormclouds, a few other windspren are circling in. End ID.]

It's always "stop harming yourself or we'll have to lock you up!!!" and never "what do you need to change to want to harm yourself less and how can we help you make some of these changes?" and that's why we're not getting anywhere

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

the second one is so true maybe you guys should help me, a homeless person, stay fed (please please please please)

Okay, this is actually funny

Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you

does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.