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fernscare

peaceful chimera at the river

the-punforgiven

Love the thought of some sort of high fantasy amitheasshole forum

the-punforgiven

AITA for not telling my new party why I broke things off with my cursed greatsword?

I know how it sounds, but like, bear with me.

I (28/F/former paladin), had been travelling with a cursed greatsword (Immeasurable/F/Sword) and was really into her for a long time. When we first met she told me she was the disembodied spirit of an ancient warlord and beamed images of a beautiful raven haired warrior in gorgeous blackened Gothic armor into my mind, she told me it was her true form and I was super into it so I forsook my paladin oath and we started hooking up

Early on in our relationship she was really supportive when I started to transition, telling me she was "nearing her apotheosis" as well. I didn't think much of it at the time, and dutifully listened to her when she told me to travel the kingdom and assemble the ritual objects for her ascension. There was a team of adventurers that tried to stop us and she told me to kill them but one of them was my former best friend Sir Roderick The Bold (25/M/Paladin) so I refused and only incapacitated them. She didn't like that and we had a huge fight about it after we'd left

Long story short after I'd done the ritual and assembled the artifacts she revealed her true form was a ruse and she was actually just a mass of tentacles and eyes (which I don't mean to yuck anybody's yum mentioning, it's just that tentacles don't really appeal to me lol)

She said she was going to consume the world, "starting with you" and that I had "outlived my usefulness". I felt really shocked and betrayed and helped the adventuring party that was following us around to defeat her and seal her back in the sword (which I left there), but I feel really bad about it

I sorta got adopted by them since then and they keep telling me things like "Good job resisting the influence of the cursed sword!" And "How did you break free of her mind control?" Or "I am happy to see you've chosen the path of righteousness." And I haven't told them I wasn't ever under a spell or anything, I was just really mad at her at the time and lashed out. AITA?

#NTA #it’s not that she wanted to consume the world it’s the fact that she didn’t communicate with you about her goals #also the catfishing is tbh??? pretty sketchy

thestuffedalligator

Every time I've gone to this fucking mountain it's been crawling with whiskeyjacks and I've never had the right camera to take a picture of them and now that I actually had the right camera it took an hour for the little bastards to show up.

I love them. I love them so much

thestuffedalligator

I take photos of birds now. This is just something that kinda happened

thestuffedalligator

This continues to be a thing that happens

thestuffedalligator

#birds

ostolero

if I can’t unlock arcane truths without store-bought materials, they are shit truth

#discworld witches. to me

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Working at a ren faire in my regular clothes and a man with elf ears, glitter makeup and paper butterflies stitched to his shirt told me I have a whimsical vibe

I have never been called whimsical in my life and I don’t know how to describe the emotions I’m experiencing right now

#whimsical………

ankle-beez

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

ankle-beez

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

#muppets

kuttithevangu

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

somethingusefulfromflorida

Hamilton

#florida i’m going to scream

headspace-hotel

everyone needs to make art now!!!! doesn't matter what it is. put something in the world that came from YOU!!! that's what it's all about!!!

oakenroots

MAKE IT WITH YOUR BRAIN, WITH YOUR HANDS! AI is the death of creativity

headspace-hotel

As AI threatens to assimilate human creativity into meaningless sludge, it is more important than ever to make art

Make art with all the flaws, all the weirdness, all the eclectic and unexpected things that come from the human mind

It's not important to be good at it

It's important because humans need art to survive

Applied for a job that matches my degree and is literally a two minute walk away from my house 👀👀👀

#my life #please please please please for the love of god

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tsunflowers

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

I’m starting to realize that I misread Feet of Clay when I first read it and just carried that misreading with me until now.

In the last bit of the book, Vetinari gives the poisoned candle to Drumknott, revealing that he had learned about the plot early and had been feigning his symptoms to keep Vimes prodding into the heralds and the guilds, while actually snipping off the candles to make them look like they had burned down to stubs.

I misread this that instead Vetinari had learned about the plot and was still snipping off the poisoned candles, but was still burning enough of them to poison him a little bit. Enough to keep up the symptoms, but never enough to actually kill him. As a treat, I guess. For fun.

And when I first read the book Vetinari read to me as such a little freak (affectionate) that I never thought to question this until now

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #feet of clay

datsderbunnyblog

Every time I reach this part on a Feet of Clay reread I have to remind myself that this is actual canon

datsderbunnyblog

"Dead? Nonsense!" and then he's just lying there like:

o_/\__

promethiae

it's the 'oh' that gets me every time

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett

claypigeonpottery

a rainbow of jackalopes

!!! I was also in edmonton last week, the rain to clear skies switches were crazy! Definitely not what I was used to lol

TRULY. I spent the morning on Whyte Ave for the art show, and it was all clear skies, not a lick of wind. I got back to the hotel, walked down Jasper Ave and the skies opened up like a biblical event.

I hid in a noodle restaurant until the storm passed. Friends told me that I looked like the ghost of a drowned sailor. Every local I talked to this weekend said they’ve never seen anything like it. It was amazing

#my life #i went to the science centre to check out the renovations #the next morning it was announced that the flooding was so bad the building was closed indefinitely

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it fucken raimdy

#my life #i took a trip to edmonton this weekend #it was like this the whole time and it was awesome

pregnanthudsonwilliams

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

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