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My fanfiction over on AO3. All Good Omens (TV continuity), Aziraphale/Crowley. (Updated March 2, 2026)
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The Tale of the Saltarelli Sonnet (T, 5k words, oneshot)
What Crowley was doing at the start of the fourteenth century. History, poetry, translationā¦ a sonnet-writing lawyer who thought people would be reasonable ā¦ and just a touch of pre-S2 angst.
East of the Sun, West of the Moon (E, 11k words, a standalone chapter in a larger collab)
Monster Hunter Aziraphale/Shapeshifter Crowley AU. Arranged marriage to a mysterious stranger; sex magic on the wedding night; and the Ballad of Tam Lin with consentacles. (You can enjoy this chapter even if you have not read anything else in this big collab fic! I promise! I wrote it with almost zero knowledge of anything else!)
Good (E, 1000 words, oneshot)
Crowleyās done something kind again. There must be something Aziraphale can do for him in return. No matter how much he complains about it. (CNC, praise/degradation kink, Gentle Dom Aziraphale)
(More under the cut!)
The New-Made World (E, 5397 words, oneshot)
No one watching. Nothing to prove. Just the two of them. Together. (A follow-up to All Your Life.) A birthday gift for @lornainthewoods.
Over the River and Through the Wood (E, 100 words)
In which, sharing a cottage on the South Downs, they gradually find their way to themselves, and to each other. Soft and sweet and musical. A birthday gift for @gaiaseyes451 .
Horn of Plenty (E, 2931 words, oneshot) ā co-written with @malachitegrey and @voluptatiscausa
Fluff and Crack. Crowley runs an ice cream parlor. Also he has horns. Also he and Aziraphale are in love. A birthday gift for MimiRay.
That Certain Night (E, 8670 words, 4/4 chapters)
Three nights together during wartime, and one night together after. Angst with a happy ending. 1941, 1967, Night at Crowleyās Flat, and a sweet, smutty South Downs epilogue. A birthday gift for @voluptatiscausa .
This Most Balmy Time and Stay Me With Flagons (both E, each 100 words)
A pair of smutty birthday drabbles for @cemeteryangel725 .
Nothing Lasts Forever (G, 108 words)
A post-S2 meditation on narrative arcs, astronomy, and love ā but make it a sonnet. (Written for a poetry game in the Good Omens After Dark Writers Guild. Prompt: āStarmakerā)
Gibraltar May Tumble (E, 8539 words)
A little first-time light bondage on a rainy South Downs afternoon, with feelings and tenderness and love. (A gift fic for @sapientmanbuncountrymare written as part of the Good Omens After Dark Pride Exchange)
Bear You on the Breath of Dawn (T, 100 words)
Theyāve had an argument ā their first since they moved into their cottage together. Theyāre still not very good at talking. But this time, they both stay. (A drabble.)
Da Pacem (M, 341 words)
A sestina about stopping the Second Coming with your secret lover, using the key words ānight, time, glass, light, tide, stars.ā
Is This Desire? (E, 15.5k words, 2/2 chapters)
A smutty, sex-pollened meditation on desire and consent. (Written for the High Pollen Count Good Omens Sex Pollen Event.)
Confiteor (M, 3k words, 1/1 chapter)
Aziraphale goes on a guilt trip. Crowley brings him back home. (Angst with a happy ending.)
Exsultet (E, 6k words, 3/3 chapters)
Theyād won. But there were some things left to lose. (And there were some victories still to come.) (A gift fic for @crowleyslvt written as part of the Good Omens Song and Poetry Exchange)
In contenti e in allegria (E, 5k words, 2/2 chapters)
Completely shameless PWP, honeymoon in Paris edition. (A gift fic for @and-his-hands-were-24-crows in the Good Omens After Dark Valentineās Exchange)
O You and Me at Last (E, 4k words, 1/1 chapters)
News of one of Aziraphaleās past admirers has Crowley feeling a littleā¦ possessive. (Written for the Good Omens After Dark Smut War)
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea (E, 5k words, 3/3 chapters)
Crowleyās been giving Aziraphale space to adjust to being on his own, finally free of Heaven. Now, a gorgeous American philanthropist has started hanging around the bookshop. Has Crowley left things Too Late? (Spoiler alert: Thereās a very happy resolution.) (Gift fic for IUsedToBeGifted177 in the Good Omens After Dark Christmas Exchange)
Small Things Like Reasons (M, 4k words, 7/7 chapters)
An exploration of six competing meta theories against the backdrop of the Rapture.
These, Thy Gifts (M, 100 words)
Crowley gives thanks for a feast. (A smutty Thanksgiving drabble.)
Revolver (T, 200 words)
Sometime in the late 1960s or early 1970s, Crowley tried to introduce Aziraphale to the Beatles. It went about like youād expect. (A double drabble with hands thirst.)
Series: AuprĆØs de ma blonde
(Each item in the series can be read independently.)
General vibes: Ineffable Honeymoon. Everything is terribly sweet and romantic. Lots of Feelings. There are literary and musical allusions.
(Individual works in the series under the cut! Dorothy Sayers fans will instantly clock the first two titles. Yes, there are Wimsey vibes.)
one more river (and thatās the river of jordan) (E, 5k words, 3/3 chapters)
They are alone now ā they are free. They are both nervous, but eager, newlyweds.
AuprĆØs de ma blonde, quāil fait bon dormir (E, 2k words, 1/1 chapters)
The morning after āone more river.ā
What We Think About When We Think About Each Other (E, 4k words, 6/6 chapters)
Five times they swapped fantasies, and one time they started learning to share.
Songs and Sonnets (E, 2k words, 1/1 chapters)
A little bit of exploration that gets surprisingly emotional.
That the One Ought To Have of the Other (T, 1k words, 1/1 chapters)
Marriage vows considered as a formal contract, and negotiated with feelings.
Set Me as a Seal Upon Your Heart (E, 12k words, 4/4 chapters)
The Ineffable Husbands make it official. And formal contracts between supernatural entities have a way of becoming particularly real.
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Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day itās because your soul is cursed and your body doesnāt think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment
I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight
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Auuugh, what the fuck, what the fuck, Aziraphale died feeling like he missed all the opportunities to be with the love of his life, feeling rejected by him, afraid that his love also feels that heās a lazy, gluttonous, prideful hypocrite, thinking that the love he feels is selfish and needs to be sacrificed for the greater good, feeling like all of his attempts to 'do the right thing' failed, thinking that he is selfish and morally compromised and has to swallow and hide his feelings and go along faithfully with someone whose judgement he respect more than his own, this is the mindset he died in, these were the last feelings he felt as Aziraphale, what the fuck, what the fuck!!!
maybe a helpful way to cope with the finale is asking yourself what your happiness surrounding good omens depended on before. was it canon? or was it the fan art, the fan fic, the memes, the discord groups, the funny tags, the whole of the community of people who love these characters? weāre still here and a significant portion if us rejects the good omens 3 official fanfic, in favour of us. they canāt kill crowley and aziraphale in any way that matters
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And, now that we have the full show canon, it's apparent that this is what the primary show writer intended to convey. So I can't get mad at people for seeing that.
Tbf, I'm sure plenty of people who liked this note in S2 draw the line at how it played out in S3. Even if it's not my favorite way of looking at the story in total, it's a valid interpretive lens on S2 that Crowley, who has been forcibly ejected by heaven, is showing Aziraphale, who is still somewhat (and increasingly reluctantly) affiliated with heaven, another perspective.
But this is a far cry from S3's message that a) Crowley is solely responsible for any courage, understanding, or growth on Aziraphale's part; and b) it is fitting for Aziraphale to cede control over his own fate, even to the point of death, to Crowley.
And it has been heartening for me to see that even people who have a more critical take on Aziraphale than I do think the S3 message is bonkers.
I hear you thinking "but S2 does show that Aziraphale has influenced Crowley!" And I agree that the joint magic trick theme shows that Aziraphale has helped Crowley learn to trust. But that, to me, is outweighed by moments like Crowley introducing Aziraphale to food, Crowley playing Socrates in Edinburgh, and Crowley scolding Aziraphale for hosting the ball.
I see tiny indications of what was to come in S1, but overall it feels like the S1 narrative actually respects Aziraphale as a subject, an individual in his own right, rather than Crowley's puppet, and shows a more mutually beneficial partnership between them. While S3 turns Aziraphale into an object through which Crowley realizes his One True Heroic Purpose.
And to the extent that S3 does prove Aziraphale right (via some terribly written dialogue) by confirming that Crowley is good and that it would be wrong to run off to Alpha Centauri while humanity suffered, it never feels like victory or vindication for Aziraphale. Instead his correctness on these points merely confirms that Crowley is the new Messiah.
Maybe I'm just annoyed with myself for expecting S3 to recontextualize this stuff, to clearly show that Aziraphale has influenced Crowley, too. To bring them back into balance, shades of grey, different but equal.
Okay but did you actually see his performance as Ken. Because that is what gave me respect for Ryan Gosling. I did not have the hots for him as Ken, but I respected him as an actor in a way I never did before. He understood that excessively weird assignment.
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Credit to Production Designer Michael Ralph and delighted when these details are highlighted. I wish I could post bts tests of it and a lot
She would post more BTS footage but she ādoesnāt feel safeā. I am absolutely raging. Fuck everyone who has attacked her on social media. Disgusting behavior, full stop. No excuses.
As someone who hated the finale, I want to make it very clear that harassing the cast and crew is disgusting behaviour. These feelings should stay in the fandom discourse and never reach the people who were doing their job.
Seconding the above. Also speaking as someone who is heartbroken and furious about the finale: Why would you ever think itās acceptable to harass, threaten, or attack people about it? That really is disgusting. Fix your behavior.
imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ādonāt worry I know a guyā and itās a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly heās capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
you donāt know where the guy is. you donāt know where the guy is going. but you do know heās on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out
#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on himĀ #but take off his glassesĀ #put on his fedoraĀ #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business daysĀ (via @sansakenobiā)
