Shaven, but Never Forgotten

It’s amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.

How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me

op why are you speaking like you aren’t human i’m scared

Eh…perhaps read my blog description.

Oh hell yeah this is what I’m here for

Okay, I’ve seen this thread a dozen times before, but not with this addendum.

i made the original post in the throes of unmedicated depression because that’s where my sense of humor was at the time. i don’t check my activity page. seeing it barge onto my dash months later with +250k notes and this exchange attached to it like a bunch of rattling tin cans attached to the tail of a rabid dog running loose is fucking WILD

So sometime after whenever humans developed the uncanny valley effect, did we just hunt this mysterious predator to extinction? Or did it die out on it’s own? Or did it evolve as well into something… else? Could it still be living on Earth today?

Idk why dont we ask the “people eating cryptid” who claims to be from a species that’s easy to hide and apparently passes as human who’s like, 3 reblogs above this?

honestly i think we should just start reacting to people without masks like they reacted to socks in monsters inc

hey I’m procrastinating so find out which gay childhood character you are

people being mad bc they got straight is so funny sajhks sorry dudes, maybe stan bfu and pick a normal gay color next time :/

MOTHERFUCKER

good morning to all the long-legged socialists, smooth-skinned marxists, ethereal bisexuals, and pseudo-intellectuals

if we both turn 40 and we're still single let's get together to plan a heist

who am I if I don’t gently bully my friends kindly and lovingly

I don’t mean mocking your friends for their interests and putting down something personal in a “joking” manner I mean one of my friends thinks soda is spicy because quote “bubbles”

I’m talking sending them a tiktok or dumb meme and saying “is this you” to which they will respond “FUCK you” but will still leave a like on the message

you can never please everybody. when you stand up for yourself, there will be people who think you’re overreacting or being a jerk. when you try your best to be kind to everyone you meet, there will be people you’re being fake or that you desperately want to be liked. you won’t ever be able to be the best version of yourself if you live for other people, because that “best version” is entirely subjective and therefore impossible to embody. be your personal best, your personal favorite, and you’ll attract people who will see you that way as well.

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020