yes, it's me... the "who the fuck is eichi" guy

The Longer Martin procrastinates the funnier this gets.

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

They grow grants there like rhubarb

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

he looks like he needs a cigarette

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win