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When my parents asked how my mcr concert went I said “it was good, the lead singer dressed up as a cat” and all my dad replied with was “I know that’s important to you”

Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

where the fuck did you get that

fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

Every 10 years or so they have to release a bad fantastic four movie and it’s very important that the movie is bad

what i love very much about buffy as a show is it seems like you cant say "they shouldve been at the club" because they were, critically, at the club literally all the time. however, despite this, and i can't emphasize this enough, oh my god, they shouldve been at the club. especially buffy herself. no one shouldve been at the club more. and she WAS. however, in the ways that are important, she also was not

While you were dancing at the club, Buffy was studying the blade (also at the club).