Meri's Corner

the United States government, which absolutely does not have a history of shooting, bombing, drugging and poisoning its citizens and definitely reflects the will of the people-

“you voted for this” wait until you hear about gerrymandering and all the forms of voter suppression the state and federal government has tried

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

huge shoutout to trees and also rain

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

A lot of people’s idea of “California” is just Los Angeles and also I think specifically the rich parts of Los Angeles

Yeah I can take a joke but it’s weird knowing that people are probably assuming that I’m from LA when I say I’m Californian. Those people have access to niche stores and restaurants that I’ve never heard of and never will.

When living outside of California I’ve had people ask me if I used to go surfing on the weekends and I’m like with what water

When I was in college a couple of times I went on a day trip with friends to the nearest beach and it took us like three hours each way. It was also Pismo Beach. That’s where the poors go to get sunburnt. Yeehaw.

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.