Meri's Corner

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

A lot of people’s idea of “California” is just Los Angeles and also I think specifically the rich parts of Los Angeles

Yeah I can take a joke but it’s weird knowing that people are probably assuming that I’m from LA when I say I’m Californian. Those people have access to niche stores and restaurants that I’ve never heard of and never will.

When living outside of California I’ve had people ask me if I used to go surfing on the weekends and I’m like with what water

When I was in college a couple of times I went on a day trip with friends to the nearest beach and it took us like three hours each way. It was also Pismo Beach. That’s where the poors go to get sunburnt. Yeehaw.

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix

Google show me weird perverted knitting patterns. Knitting patterns for masochists. Weird unsettling unnecessarily complex knitting charts. Hey google give me freak knitting ideas. Creepy sweater pattern colorwork free pdf download.

have you tried any niebling

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this