Meri's Corner

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

I think that if you lose an arm and get fitted for a prosthetic u should get to refer to your prosthetist as your arms dealer

And if it's a leg you can call them your footman like you're tge queen of france

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

If it was really about health, shouldn’t y'all be concerned about chronic pain, chronic illness, disability, medication side effects, hormonal disorders, eating disorders, poverty & food deserts, the crash dieting industry, and all the other shit that sometimes makes us fat instead of just pretending to be worried about how lazy and overindulgent you assume we must all be?

Do you ever think about how, before the discovery of how to cultivate pearls, natural pearls were all there were and were vanishingly rare, with white, round pearls a tiny fraction of that extremely rare commodity, and so when someone in a Renaissance portrait appears draped in ropes and ropes of white pearls, it represents a truly eyewatering level of wealth that this person could afford such lavish adornments, and that this goes mostly over the head of a modern viewer of the painting, who is so accustomed to plastic pearls and abundant cultured pearls that the pearls in the painting seem only mildly extravagant

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[image description: screenshot of text reading: i am so tired of absolutely 'head empty, vibes only' style of writing genre fiction. i'm sure the pinterest board for this was lovely. /end description]

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account