Spaghetti For Your Stressetti

baby ants literally drink milk out of little cups and everything and go to school and shit but rfk jr wont let you know about it because hes scared theyll do something to him

kris think its funny to eat all my chewy chips ahoy well we'll see who's laughing when i tell toriel about all the whohash they've been smorking with the roaring night

When people argue that food from Chinese and Mexican restaurants in the US are not 'real' representations of that culture's cuisine ignore the historical reality that these dishes were developed by diasporic communities striving to recreate the flavors of home with available resources. Such criticism frames adaptation as a loss of authenticity, rather than recognizing it as a sincere and evolving expression of culture by people separated from their homeland.

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous