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everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”