this beak is interfering with my nosh

the older i get, the more i appreciate being out of the loop. don't fill me in, i don't want to know anything about anyone.

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

The obsessive “I need to be the hottest person in this grocery store” mindset is so loserish to me sorry… you are trapped constantly viewing yourself through other peoples eyes and craving their approval and I pity you for not knowing the beautiful, simple pleasure and incredible freedom of looking kind of ugly while running errands