I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!
I don’t follow soccer at all so I have no feelings on the World Cup, but I’m loving seeing people discover the US for the first time and finding joy here.
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thank you! and thank you for this ask i'm always dying to talk about this au that i am not at all writing
in case you missed it: the germ of the idea here
in essence we'd set this in a modern-day westeros where each of the regions has its own regional tennis association: eg, crownlands tennis association (CTA). correspondingly, the slams:
storm's end - outdoor hardcourt.
king's landing - outdoor hardcourt.
highgarden - outdoor grass.
sunspear - outdoor clay.
i did toy with making king's landing our wimbledon equivalent since, yk, it's kind of the narrative lodestone of the tennis calendar? or i'd put it on clay to suit its climate a little better. i'm still deciding.
what's key is that ashford is a 500 event on grass, being in the reach, and also why dunk thinks he has a decent shot there, since the grass tends to favour big servers like himself. so then of course if it's a grass tournament it has to be a lead-up to the grass slam, and i do feel like KL has to be the climax of the story so it can't be happening just a few weeks after ashford... right?
there is a snippet at the bottom of this post i promise lol
but regardless, at ashford, baelor gets dunk that wildcard and starts unofficially coaching him; dunk also miraculously starts winning. he meets aerion in the final and it's a bloodbath. aerion smashes two different racquets and only avoids getting defaulted by the skin of his teeth. dunk, steadied by having baelor in his box — this is the first time he's shown up for one of dunk's matches for all the media to see, which is ALSO a bloodbath — keeps his head and closes out a tight three-setter — 2-6, 6-4, 7(7)-6(0) — to win the trophy and, more importantly, the points.
high off this win, something definitely Happens between dunk & baelor, likely just a stolen kiss in the locker room; dunk has to go to press right after and that's when the shitstorm starts. baelor retired from tennis because he was tired and in pain and now the whole family thing's become a circus, which is what he was hoping to avoid; alongside that, he feels guilty for breaching 'professional boundaries' with dunk; they part ways for a little while.
dunk scrapes through the rest of grass season on those 500 points and manages to get himself in the main draw of highgarden, which i guess we are making wimby. he makes a good run and then he comes up against none other than valarr targaryen in his R3 (who's coached by, let's say, bloodraven). this is when valarr gets a career-ending injury and baelor is of course watching in the crowd. dunk feels HORRIBLE about this and goes to baelor/valarr to express how damn sorry about it he is; ultimately, left alone with baelor, there's tension, nothing more quite happens yet.
it's when dunk goes out in the QF that baelor comes to him, this time, tells him he did well, he's proud of him, but he could do better. offers to coach him for real. there's already a media storm: what's a little more?
and dunk's like well. nice offer. but grass season's over now (i might have to mess with the tennis calendar here lmao), what the fuck am i supposed to do on clay? but baelor being baelor can provide both the resources — better racquets, better strings, to get the topspin dunk's been lacking — and the expertise to do something about that.
and then they kiss about it. or something.
something else that fascinates me about this (my own au) is the implications of multi-year seasons on the tennis calendar. i guess in winter they just. shut everything down and move indoors? which would of course mean that certain players and play-styles are favoured in some years over others, which would totally throw the points system out of whack. a logistical nightmare i'm very glad it's not actually my job to solve.
anyway i promised a snippet so here's a little something. there's more where this came from but nothing at all cohesive:
"Hit with me," Baelor Targaryen said. Shedding his jacket to reveal a close-fitting black polo shirt and arms that were still toned as anything.
Dunk stared at him. "What?"
"Hit with me. From what I've heard, you don't have a coach, let alone a hitting partner."
"Um– yeah. Okay. I'll just–" He fumbled with his racquet bag and took two out, tested their tension before handing one of them over.
Baelor held it loosely in his hand, turned it over to feel its weight. "You could go heavier."
"Probably could, yeah. But it's what I'm used to, and they're not– y'know, they're not dying to send me new prototypes, are they?"
"It matters little. I don't think power is your problem, is it?"
Dunk flushed, moved awkwardly to one side of the net. Baelor gestured for him to start at the baseline, so he did, sent a soft buttery serve over into the deuce court which Baelor returned just as soft and buttery. They went forehand to forehand for a while, then to backhands, volleys, lobs. Like they were warming up for a real match. Even easy like this Dunk could feel the artistry in Baelor's shots, twenty years' muscle memory to execute the perfect touch and spin.
And at length, Baelor called across the net, "Shall we play a set?"
"Oh, I don't–"
He was smiling to show crooked teeth. "You'll have to go easy on me. I'm an old man."
Dunk wasn't sure if that made him feel better or worse. Old or not, if he lost there would be no shame in it. Far greater players than he had lost to a 39-year-old Baelor Targaryen. Equally, the absolute horror that would ensue if he somehow managed to injure Baelor Targaryen in the process —
Baelor was already coming forward, holding his racquet upright on the ground to decide on who would serve first. Dunk swallowed his doubts and called it, lost. Baelor considered him for a moment and said, "I'll serve." Like he was playing to win which, being Baelor Targaryen, he probably was.
Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.
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every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.
every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.
it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.
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actually the years of 239 - 246 AC immediately following lyonel's rebellion would be deeply unserious. we have duncan the small joining the class struggle on the side of the struggle and blowing up his whole life + the stability of the realm + his namesake's thirty year situationship for a whimsigoth baddie. honestly this is perfectly understandable and he's goated for that despite failing to anticipate the nuclear political blowback that a girldad is capable of when there's an added nominitive-deterministic-psychosexual element at play. and egg's like fuuuuuuuuck okay i married for love and dabbled in being poor as hell so i guess i have to be cool about this. surely this won't happen three more times and deeply fracture the relationship between the ruling family and the many great houses of the realm. and then his three next children are siblingfucker 1. siblingfucker 2. and knight4knight gay.* and rhaelle and lyonel have to sit in storm's end together looking at each other like :I.
* this is arguably the one that would make lyonel crash out the hardest. you're telling me that prince daeron and some cunt named JEREMY are clowning on the tyrells after squiring together at highgarden and scissoring their way across the tourney circuit. since when has that been an option.
wait coming back to this. the other side of this situation which is arguably even more cracked is that dunk and egg are 10 minutes down the road in the red keep also having to sit across from each other all day like :I because dunk had to do that whoooooole homoerotragic (homoerotic + tragic) duel with lyonel in some half-proxy for their own weird unspoken thing being fucked by the feudal system. and then not only does this happen three more times. no one else has to have legally mandated duelling-based metaphorical breakup gay sex about it. and now you're telling him that one of those times the oathbreaking was also a gay knight thing. i'd burn down summerhall with myself and everyone i knew inside of it just to avoid talking about the whole thing.
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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip
If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"
Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"
I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs
I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially