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Off the top of my head.

Modern Au

Dunk is from a species that has advanced and done that thing where they start pushing ethics more than usual.

Dunk is an orphan and gets sent on a mission to get bred by a human to test a theory on if their species can successfully breed with humans.

Dunk asks if he can keep the baby and their like “yea sure just send us the dna samples, try to get a spectrum of people to breed you"

He is very subconscious trying to blend in on earth but thanks to his collar he’s able to disguise his true form.

Much bigger than what looks like in human form. A blue tongue, neck frills, slight speckling of small freckle like scales, rectangular pupils like horses and an ever changing sunset hue underneath his skin that glows.

Thanks to a bold Dyanna and a horny Maekar Dunk is able to complete his first true seduction mission!

Dyanna and Maekar didn’t really ask about Dunks genital situation as they thought he was just wearing some cool tentacle strap.

With this he is able to have his first hybrid hatchling who he calls Egg. Egg is literally named that because Dunk found a dictionary and liked how it sounded.

Dunk does lay a couple of golf ball size jelly circles and then you leave them to nest together. The strongest one of the group will grow and absorb the others into them.

Dunk has no concept of raising a hybrid but the officers in charge tell him to go meet with a contact who will give him the funds and advice he needs to live amongst humans.

Said person is Shiera.

She is a human hybrid from one of the former breeding programs. She was supposed to mate so they could asses the genetics of a second generational hybrid. However much to the councils annoyance she refuses to mate. Well she say’s she’s trying but human male like he Brynden aren’t easy to impregnate.

Brynden just look so weary.

Anyway time goes on, Egg is a little shit, a lovable little shit but a shit all the same.

Dunk ends up having a bit of a courtship with this older distinguished gentleman called Baelor. He, like Dunk, is a father of one but unfortunately lost his wife to some human illness.

He and Dunk do the down and dirty. Only this time Baelor does question Dunks genital situation. Because that didn’t happen before Dunk just thought his looked like any other humans junk.

Because Dunk is Dunk and Baelor is Baelor; Dunk ends up telling Baelor everything.

Baelor seems to take it all in stride (he isn’t but he’ll deal with that later). And is willing to ‘sacrifice himself’ for alien science by knocking Dunk up.

Dunk legit like two seconds after nut is like yay it took.

Dunk says he has to go back to his pod place to gestate and wait for their child to grow and hatch. Baelor is thrown off but begs Dunk to tell him when he can see him again to meet their child.

Dunk is flustered because he thought most humans just had sex and left so Baelor being interested after is shocking for him.

But he says he’ll come back to meet Baelor in about 6 months.

7 months later he comes to him with a young Egg and a baby Matarys. Egg is very possessive over Dunk and although he does love being an older sibling he doesn’t like Baelor being in their business.

Baelor on the other hand is on cloud 9. Giant alien wife and two new sons. Perfect.

Dunk does seem a bit confused though and asks Baelor if all humans share similar DNA? Baelor explains that people have their own unique markers however people who are immediate family like siblings may share similar dna.

Dunks like oh! Then I have slept with of your siblings. No wonder the council was yelling at me haha.

Baelor is just there like wut?

Not really but here are some thoughts for the road back to summer hall

Dunk is going to make Daeron sit on his lap princess style when travelling because there isn’t enough room in the carriage and Dunk doesn’t want Daeron to hurt his leg further.

In the carriage Aerion and Baelor are surrounded by pillows blankets, water skins and handmade sandwiches. Dunk nags them both that if they don’t finish their water skins and food by the time they reach the next inn he’ll force it all down their throat. Baelor is amused by this while Aerion is debating not drinking all his water so Dunk ‘has’ to manhandle him and force him to drink while pressed between Dunks arms and his tits.

Everyone is forced to stop for water breaks and rests. Hydration is key and nobody will be good to anybody if they’re on their last legs.

Kiera is the only one who's getting talked to like a proper adult. He still makes sure she's okay but he doesn't huff or handle her like a unruly pup.

Maekar, apart from Egg, gets picked up the most. Dunk wont let him brood outside about the mace incident and will either throw him over his back or have him in one arm like a sack of flour.

He fusses over peoples hair and making them presentable. Even Egg who gets is head patted.

Dunk also does this to the Kingsguard too because they are injured. They are very flattered as no one does that for them. But are stressed because the Targaryens are looking like they’re going to hang them. Daeron loudly asks for some wine which distracts Dunk and he tells the barkeep to keep it away and starts going off on Daeron. Who they now realise did this to refocus Dunks affections onto himself.

Do you have anymore ideas/plots for that storyline?

And/or anything else from the Bitched!AU Dark!Baelor version.....

the Dark vs Young Baelor I have nothing more for. Just a little idea in response to the question. 

However you have got me thinking about Young!Baelor in a Dunk Bitching scenario….

Young Baelor would be a menace, he’d be going through the bitching process the long nasty way just so he gets to enjoy Dunks slow transformation into an omega just for him.

The slower way is having Dunk drink his cum every day rather than knot him constantly.

He says it’s so Dunk can pull out at any time. He wants Dunk to feel in control <3

It’s really because he likes seeing Dunk drink his cum and slowly become pavloved into looking at Baelors crotch first thing in a morning and asking if his ‘drink’ is prepared. 

He builds it up to ‘drinking from the source’ and starts knotting his mouth a lot. Which is faster than drinking cum from a goblet but not as fast as knotting his hole.

This is so that when Dunk fully turns Baelor has to leave him to his first heat alone. 

So that afterwards they can marry and Dunk can take his first knot on their wedding day!

Aemon presenting as an omega in the Citadel. Shocking yes, but he can still be a maester, just needs to go on a years treatment of mystery tinctures and then he’ll become infertile and heat free.

Maekar is apoplectic. He finally thinks that he can have Aemon home and they once again stop in.

Anywho Daella asks to go to Oldtown to travel to Starfall as it’s an easier route.

His sensible beta daughter Daella is given leave from her grandfather and the Citadel to see Aemon.

His sensible daughter Daella who presented two weeks after Aemon but used the chaos to hide it and go on suppressants.

His sensible daughter Della who fucking mated her omega brother in the middle of the citadel library.

His sensible daughter Della who took her omega brother in the dead of night onto a boat and married him in starfall.

Maekar goes on some massive rant about how their all equally awful and he loves them because they all came from Dyanna. But he’s this 🤏close to taking them on a ship and sinking it.