Lance & Blake (2 Names For Just 1 Blog)

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

Cats love jazz

there it is

Cats. Love. Jazz.

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

I hope everyone involved with TV production takes the wrong lesson from heated rivalry and puts explicit gay sex scenes into every show

all TV must become gay porn until the fascism ceases

As a pope, I'm officially making this canon law

Results not guaranteed.

does anyone have that one drawing of a greyhound from like the 1920s or whatever please please please i need it the one where it looks like a single piece of forlorn wire i need it

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

baby wants smoko

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.

Generally in favor of coyotes. Wolves, as well. Bobcats. That sort of thing.

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*