Lance & Blake (2 Names For Just 1 Blog)

peggle make phone calls

Credit: NASA 

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

No place for a little seal

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

You don’t know me

ink: diamine oxblood

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