you could just hit other people as a kid

do you think when it was a trend for orcas in a certain pod to swim with a salmon balanced on their head, it wasn't like. a fashion trend but based on how a grieving mother orca will carry her baby's body on her back for days sometimes to prevent it from sinking to the bottom, so as an observable phenomenon amongst other orcas some teenage edgelord saw that and was like lol I'm doing the exact same grieving thing but with a salmon instead. comedy lies in absurdity. like maybe it was some sort of meme that spread as a dark joke, akin to our dead baby humour. I feel like orcas might be like that yknow. I feel as if it wasn't totally innocent somehow. then again I'm not clued into orca culture so who the fuck knows it might've been just a fashion thing

I can't wait to be redeemed

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

wouldnt it be nice to travel to places with friends. sad that its only something that exists in fiction

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

artemis iii crew getting announced tomorrow everyone say your goodbyes to ryan gosling

my current controversial opinion is that i do think it’s good and important when the catholic church ends up coming down on a more correct side of things than they could have

#Listen saying that it's good the Catholic Church has adopted less shitty views on some issues doesn't absolve them of the past #But it sure helps with them doing less harm in the future

its also not "handing it to the catholic church" (like some dumbass said in the notes), its living in the material world wherein the church holds maybe the most power right along the 1% and a huge amount of the population, especially demographics that hold the majority of the harmful views that keep us stuck in time, listen to what is said by it and follow its word. Its a good thing that anti war sentiment and environmental concern is getting thru to them, regardless of the medium, and to say this is not a praise of the medium itself whatsoever

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)