a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

olivia rodrigo was meant to lez out behind the scenes of her acclaimed indie rock band but her destiny was stolen from her by big disney channel

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

I loooove when there’s a mysterious mist settling over a location

Opening Instagram Is Self Harm !!!

You could make a vent post about having no friends and it’ll blow up and people will start reblogging it just to say things in the tags like “#this would be me except I’m beloved in the community and every year all my awesome friends who would die for me come together and throw me a big surprise party because they adore me so deeply”

(Out of deodorant voice) maybe we should all be more accepting of the smells our bodies naturally produce

i think we'd all be better off if we all touched each other more because now we have chumps walking around thinking physical contact always has to mean something and by chumps i mean 90% of the world population