well met, newcomer. I don't recall inking thee an invitation. Might I impart upon thee mine few rules? (this is a magically binding contract)
1. I couldst hardly care less thine age, but all the same, take care in thy conduct the same as thou wouldst in person.
2. This is NOT a roleplay blog.
3. I wouldst prefer to keep mine blog free of earthly politics. I find them largely irrelevant.
4. My solitude hath given me dire need for conversation! Ask of me thy questions, send to me thy comments, all that thou wouldst. I answer nearly all questions posed. (save for those i deem trifling or unfunny)
5. ...
6. DNI if thou'rt a terf, racist, zionist, member/lackey of the Golden Order, or Radagon (leave mine blog alone father this is the one fucking thing i have)
