a joy forever

if the rainbow cookie is not soft don’t go around calling it a rainbow cookie

why do they never bring back beautiful soulful Captain Keyes from reach why does he get uglier every time they remake the games

been really laughing at the idea that nyc transplants “don’t contribute anything to the city”. why do you think they owe the city of NY anything besides taxes. most people don’t contribute anything. it’s just a place a lot of people live bruh

I got two new moles ??

before Korean food got super popular there was not this much sugar in every dish

people will complain that brooklyn is a food desert and then protest every single grocery store opening there like what exactly do you want.

when men get too jacked they start looking like crash bandicoot

NOTHING is funny when they’re working on the subway lines I use. Fix that shit right now. I am not taking a shuttle bus

flash mob we all get on the subway at once but instead of dancing we whip out newspapers and start reading them like it’s the 90s

brandy Melville is the only store honest about how much this trash ass costume jewelry should cost. Like yeah a beaded bracelet or brass ring should be 6 dollars or less

what the fuck is soft life bruh get a job