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what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas
there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much
near the end of the Odyssey there's a scene where Penelope asks a disguised Odysseus "You are the people from the sea?" and he, completely seriously, replies "Yes [...] our age of bronze is collapsing."
Thoughts about the movie (mostly complaints) (All spoilers)
He basically made Oppenheimer again lol
Take a shot every time someone says "people from the sea" or "sea people." Your liver will give out during the first half of the movie. At one point, Penelope says it like five times in a single conversation
Nolan basically says that the sea people were the refugees/returning armies of Troy, who plundered the lands because they broke xenia by deceiving the Trojans with the horse and thus are no longer bound to any moral laws. This creates the Bronze Age collapse
During the scene with the Laestrygonians, you see ash constantly falling, which I think is also a reference to volcanic eruptions also being a contributing factor to the Bronze Age collapse
The Trojan war was Agamemnon wanting to control trade in the area, and Helen's kidnapping was an excuse to destroy Troy to do that.
It's never confirmed that Helen was kidnapped or went willingly. We we see that she was disfigured by Menelaus, and he mocks the "face that launched a thousand ships" line. Helen apologizes to Telemachus for the "things that were done in [her] name"
One day, Nolan will figure out how to write women who do things other than just state exposition at the camera.
You see Clytemnestra kill Agamemnon, and she doesn't use an axe :(
None of the Trojans are given names, and Cassandra is missing from Agamemnon's death. Thought it was a little strange, they just kind of ignore that Troy had royalty and stuff. Probably to drive home how war makes you dehumanize others, but they could have, like, mentioned Paris or Priam or someone.
Orestes is mentioned! Menelaus tells Telemachus that he killed Clytemnestra, Telemachus goes "He killed his own mother?!" and Menelaus is like yeah, lol.
Odysseus in the movie is pretty much nothing like Odysseus in the poems. The only thing they have in common is he goes on an Odyssey.
Odysseus breaks through the walls of Troy, and then spends the whole fall of Troy looking sad and traumatized because people are dying.
You never see any Olympians. Zendaya plays Athena, but then it's revealed that she was a Trojan woman who Odysseus saw killed in the temple of Athena in Troy as it was destroyed, and her appearances are a manifestation of his guilt and PTSD that he associates with Athena
Circe and Calypso do have magic powers, though.
Polyphemus is mute the entire time. We don't get the "nobody" scene. Odysseus assumes that he's just a brutish monster, pokes out his eye after he eats some of Odysseus' crew. Polyphemus starts talking to himself in a corner, and Odysseus' men say he said the name "Poseidon," which they take to mean that he is the son of Poseidon who has cursed them.
Odysseus doesn't do the "pretend to be mad to get out of the war" thing. He just tells Penelope that he has to go, and is like "If I don't go then Agamemnon will kill our son :("
Odysseus the least complicated man in the story. It's all very straightforward. He doesn't do any real trickery other than the Trojan horse (which he immediately regrets) and disguise himself when he gets to Ithaca
Nolan does that thing where the gods COULD be real, or it could be coincidental natural disasters. But, like, there is magic and monsters.
Odysseus pets Argus (I like this change) and there's only one maid who gets killed, and she's shown as actively helping the suitors to try and assassinate Telemachus. I liked this change as well.
The movie ends with Odysseus allowing Telemachus to become king of Ithaca, and him sailing west with Penelope, because he promised the shades in Hades that he would travel there to honor the men who died and could not receive proper burials
He talks about how their civilization will collapse, and that all that will remain are songs
I don't know if this is on purpose, but it kind of implies that Odysseus is gonna function as Aeneas? It is a bit of a stretch, but west is Italy, and he talks about a new civilization rising. I think this is very funny if on purpose, given how the ancient Romans felt about Odysseus lmao
Nolan does not deserve such good actors.
Ludwig GΓΆransson is gonna win a ton of awards for this score, and he will deserve them.
has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that
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I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight
βgo early, itβs hard to find parkingβ you want public transit. βdonβt go on weekends, traffic is terribleβ you want public transit. βonce i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entranceβ you want public transit. βit took me an hour to get out of the area after the concertβ you want public transit. βugh somebody needs to DDβ you want public transit. βcan you drive? my car wonβt startβ you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.
"my car broke down and now i have to pay 5k i dont have to get it fixed" you want public transport. "there are so many shit drivers on the road" you want public transport. "i get nauseous in cars" you want public transport. "i'd love to chat with my friends instead of having to focus on the road when we go somewhere" you want public transport. "i hate potholes" you want public transport. "my grandma has to pay 50$ for a shopping trip because she can't drive and needs to use uber" you want public transport. "i don't like my daughter/sister/etc getting in some random dude's car to get home, it feels unsafe" you want public transport. "I want to have a stronger sense of community and know who lives in my area" you want public transport.
quick everybody the killer clown is coming you have to get in my vagina
quick everybody slenderman is in the woods you have to get in my vagina
authorities have issued an order to shelter in place. in my vagina.
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im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it
this is a comment left on a recording of moonlight sonata played on an organ that is literally made out of a cave and its making me so emotional its not even funny
[image id: a youtube comment that reads βwonderfulβ¦and the moon has never shone thereβ¦β end id.]
All that and no pictures??
According to Wikipedia, it works by hidden rubber mallets on the naturally-musical stalactites that tourguides have been knocking on for over a century. The guy who made the organ may have gotten the idea when his son whacked his head on a stalactite.
Hereβs a video. It is hauntingly beautiful.
In case anyone is looking, hereβs the link to the video op mentions.
https://youtu.be/HsKUUn29tSs
funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

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Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay
the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them
the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it
"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous
me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

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if thereβs one thing 90s scifi loves itβs bdsm-coding its villains
the intention: being a sex freak is a marker of evilness and moral perversion
the effect: millions now want to be abducted and sexually tortured by hot leather-clad aliens
though to be fair to 90s scifi writers i think a lot of them also wanted to be abducted and sexually tortured by hot leather-clad aliens because scifi writers in general are massive perverts. two things can be true at once etc etc