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To prevent politically uneducated brony tumblr users from spreading in the proud nation of Cuba

everyone shut up the MLP zionist blog is gonna teach us about latin american politics

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

I think more people should just be ok with being single

I just don't fw being single. Is that a crime

Sorry I forgot to make this post with you specifically in mind

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

frankly, if there's a conversation about oppression within the imperial core and in the global south, and you, as a "leftist" or liberal or whatever, chime in with an unrelated little comment like "except for argentina" or anything of the sort, suggesting it's a uniquely racist, fascist, evil country, I automatically discount everything else you've said. I just do not believe you can have anything worthwile to say about mechanisms of oppression when you're parrotting fabricated narratives like they're a scientific truth of the universe just because you relish having a socially acceptable outlet for xenophobia, and you're not even capable of recognizing what you're doing. I don't trust your thought process or biases regarding anything else when you can't even interrogate that.

usa "leftists" will call themselves anarchists and say they hate the government and whatever and then turn around and parrot literal propaganda

aaaaa omg a coworker just came to my desk like "oh, you changed your name? me too, look!--" and pointed out her badge and then her ringless hand and gleefully announced, "divorce!!" and we exchanged congratulations and fist bumped djdnsnjs best interaction of my entire transition

STATUS: DIVORCED (POSITIVE)