I went to S and all I got was this lousy blog 👍

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated

TUMBLR: cool picture, huh? Go ahead and click it, i'll make it smaller for you

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

opening tumblr is like a cigarette break

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.