I went to S and all I got was this lousy blog 👍

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

opening tumblr is like a cigarette break

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

it's okay pluto, im not a planet either

being in small fandoms really is like *some of the most creative, visually stunning fanart you've seen* (41 notes)

There's something so uniquely joyful about a mare taking her new baby out for a run. I could watch them all day.

THESE HORSES ARE SO DARK THEY ARE SO PRETTY

Let's be gorgeous with mama

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user