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Our age of strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is collapsing

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

I hate it when a mutual is attractive. What are you doing in a dingy place like this babygirl.

i am having fun, now what are YOU doing in a dingy place like this, babygirl?

who is she

i would go as far as saying abortion is a better invention than sliced bread

Abortion is literally the best invention in the world . On account of the women/ppl who can get grenant it freed up to either not die or live their lives and contributed crazy things to society. More innovative than what ww2 did to technology. But you'll never hear ppl analyse it under that lens bc women aren't war

bro your post is making my reblog gland throb

sorry i came back wrong do you still wanna hit it

*chronic depression voice* oh im gonna be alone at home for the weekend this is great im just like a princess in her tower

we smoking horse bacteria