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and she’s holding the pack of cigarettes like it’s her small to medium sized cock

think of me when u pee

felatio sounds like an ice cream flavour.

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

[sees "dni if you're my ex" in someone's bio] fuuuuck what if I'm your ex and I didn't know

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

its crazy how using your chosen name & pronouns feels so Not Allowed when youre used to having to use your legal name for everything. like all i do is go to work and go to doctors so writing an artist bio using my correct information is like, Is This Allowed?? Is This Allowed??? it straight up feels like being an unsupervised kid eating gummy worms for breakfast & waiting for someone to come tell you to knock it off

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

woman who is going to be okay on some days and fully devastated on others

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach