evening star

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

Actually, if you treat men with hostility by default, that's misogynistic because you think women can't take your default hostility.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

the short arms thing is pretty well-attested-to in the fossil record. it's an undisputed scientific fact. but the causality is still up in the air; scientists still don't know for sure why satori komeiji evolved to have such short arms relativ to the rest of her body

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.