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I swear to god, if you say "hapax legomenon" one more time

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working on something big in Minecraft...
more details:
Yes, this is in Survival, not Creative.
I have a village full of master masons who will sell me quartz (1 emerald = 1 quarter block) and quarter columns (same price).
I have a trading hall full of weapon, tool, and armor smiths who will buy iron from me, so I can acquire the necessary emerald in bulk.
I have an iron farm (i.e. fucked-up village that spawns iron golems who are immediately fed into a chute and melted down for the iron) that I can AFK at.
All for the love of the quartz!
[3D view here]
the spina is decorated
working on the stands now
I'm locking in and finishing this, thanks to peer pressure from one of my friends who ragged on me for not having finished this project.
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new roman dodecahedron theory. They're primitive bowling balls of some sort back when people didn't understand those have to be round yet.
actually they were part of an ancient and now lost throwing game where you had to throw them onto a pole from some distance. The smaller the hole the higher level.
part of a competitive tongueing game. At least two people would stick their tongues through a hole on either side. Sadly what decides the winner is a rule now lost to time.
they're the exoskeletons of a now extinct species of insect with a metal carapaces, highly collectible. The holes are from limbs.
toys for baby pet eels. Another trend set by Crassus.
I went to the desert and all I got was this zombie camel
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

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The amount of slavery in Ancient Rome was legitimately terrifying tbh
Y’all know that I’m into ancient Roman history and I do a lot of research on it but even though I should be used to it by now sometimes I read an anecdote about how an individual slave was treated and I’m hit with the realization that like a third of the population was living like that and I just need to put my head in my hands for a second
Emperor Hadrian randomly stabbed a slave in the eye in a fit of rage and he was supposedly unusually sympathetic to slaves.
There’s other instances of people randomly punching slaves that they didn’t even know because they got in their way or something. This was just normal behavior.
And slaves didn’t rebel en masse because if even one slave committed an act of violent rebellion it was common practice to kill every slave and former slave in the household.
People only took notice for posterity when these mass executions got into the hundreds of people. One of the few recorded for the history books is of over 400 people being killed because one guy stabbed his enslaver.
Like how many people throughout history were beaten to death because some rich asshole was angry and there was no legal or social consequences for doing so? We don’t know.
When you study ancient history you’re reminded that slavery has never once been kind or justified. It just takes on different forms of evil in every time and place that it infects.
#'but X was kind to their-' they treated people like property karen#history
Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:
catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe
amphibious -> ambivivent automobile -> ipsokinete autopsy -> ipsovision circumcision -> cyclotomy conspiracy -> synpnoea epilogue -> supraverb homosexual -> idemphilic [thanks to @dative-ciceroni-pizza2h] menstruation -> selenosis [looser] Mesopotamia -> Medioflumina pornography -> lupascript scissor -> schizotron [?] troglodyte -> cavernicole tyrannosaur -> dictatoreptile
(honorable mention: carnivore <-> sarcophage)
I've noticed that YouTube's algorithm is starting to promote small channels, presumably in order to help with discovery. I recently came across this channel that was only started two weeks ago. Honestly it's pretty solid. A shame he has only has made short-form videos so far, but I can't pass up the chance to recommend some solid Roman history edutainment.
Despite the lengthy of disclaimer in the description about how the artist is an amateur and the musical accompaniment is not stylistically authentic to ancient Greece, it's extremely hype. Worth a listen.
Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:
catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

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i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that
"our bronze age is collapsing" homeric hero version of "this is my 9/11"
"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"
"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"
"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."
"Nobody's there?"
"Nobody's not there!"
"So everyone's there?"
"Everybody but nobody!"
context:
In an interview on The Daily Show... Stewart said he saw the film with a Daily Show writer who has studied the original Greek text. “This is a person that would probably be a bit of a pain in the ass to watch The Odyssey with,” Stewart said. “[The person] loved [the movie but] had one note…” “Okay, it’s a little late,” Nolan gamely quipped... “Apparently, there is a joke that Odysseus makes with the Cyclops,” Stewart said. “He was very upset that was not in the movie.” “I understand,” Nolan said. “It’s a pun. Puns in translation are tough. I tried. It was not possible to work in it.”
Hey man. What do you mean. I'm pretty sure everybody gets the pun.
You can tell a human wrote this tweet because all the LLMs have actually read The Odyssey and are therefore aware that Homer's original is non-linear.
which of these classical texts have you read?
the iliad, the odyssey, and the aeneid
the iliad and the odyssey, not the aeneid
the iliad only
the odyssey only
the aeneid only
the aeneid and the iliad, not the odyssey
the aeneid and the odyssey, not the iliad
I have read none of these
"what if I've read part of it" if it's a large enough part that you would consider yourself to Have Read It in general contexts, then it counts. if it's not, then it doesn't. only you can be the judge of that, but I'm not giving you a nuance button.
any translations count, but abridged retellings don't
obviously, there are lots of other classical texts out there. you might have read none of these and be an expert on greek tragedy. I'm not judging your classical knowledge so you don't need to tell me all that. I'm just curious about combos of these specific texts and their popularity, bc a post i just saw got me thinking about it
On the Roman rams we can read traces of officialdom: ‘Lucius Quinctius the son of Gaius, the quaestor, approved this ram.’ On the one surviving inscribed Carthaginian ram, we read: ‘We pray to Baal that this ram will go into this enemy ship and make a big hole.’
must admit I am with the Carthaginians on this one

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Man you just KNOW when Cicero enters the senate youre not getting ANY agenda through today 🙄