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Canât risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
Well, I donât want to take the chance. And maybe it will give me some creativity.
I need this. Especially if Iâm gonna end up losing my motivation cause of school which just started.
Thisâll come in handy
I desperately need it
Maybe this will inspire me to write again or draw again or sing
Canât risk it
the baseball we deserve
(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a "dad bod cheerleading squad", the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)
Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."
Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?
At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.
No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.
"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.
I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.
This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).
It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.
Thank you, that means a lot coming from you, @unyanizedcatboys
They're calling him 'untraceable' because he was hanging out at a hackerspace and talking about how he didn't want to pre-register for the con because that could be traced back to his real name, so he was going to pay cash. Then someone else was like "bills are serialized, if you really wanted to be untraceable you'd pay with dollar coins like Redacted did a couple years ago," and Quarter Boy was like "I have an even BETTER idea. I'm going to double down for the meme potential," and then put a note in his bag of quarters that said "Blame Redacted, I had to beat his high score," so this wasn't even an *original* troll. He wanted to be a legend and instead became a cautionary tale. He wanted to get laughs and instead he got laughed at. He wanted everyone at the con to know who he was, and now everybody knows he's Quarter Boy.
Legitimately I don't have any idea why he thought this was a funny joke that would make him look good, and there are very few things you could do that would draw more ire from attendees than inconveniencing the volunteer convention staff during the registration rush when everyone just wants to get through the line (and in spite of diverting me to counting quarters and loudly explaining the reason for the delay to the massive line, we managed to get 150 attendees checked in over the course of 25 minutes while ALSO selling 50 shirts).
And I mean. Of course we could have put him aside and counted the quarters later, but then fewer people would have witnessed the legend of Quarter Boy, the untraceable hacker who realized exactly how much he'd fucked up about four minutes into hearing us answer "what's with the quarters?" with "some asshole thought it would be funny" over and over and over again.
You know what *was* a good joke this convention? One guy made stickers that were almost-but-not-quite exactly the logo for a hackerspace (one letter off) and stuck them all over the convention area, prompting outrage and a spur-of-the-moment Easter egg hunt from the hackerspace guys that escalated until he was covering their logo on their merch with his stickers and was using sleight-of-hand tricks to sneak his stickers into their pockets and bags.
Uno spasso!!

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Genuine question if anybody sees this. (This is the only sm site I have that I don't have people I see every day on)
How does one stay out of others business? I don't always understand when I'm getting too personal or over stepping, and that's something I've been working on for the past year and a half (it's been pointed out I'm not doing a very good job at that)
I really need so kinda help with this I'm at a total loss.đ
IMPORTANT: TUMBLR & FANFICTION
Alright kids, listen up because @staff have pulled off a corker of a hot mess and have decided to add "Community Labels". I guess they've decided we can't be trusted to add our own warnings and people can't make sensible choices with what they engage with.
But why does it matter to me?
Tumblr have made labels AN OPT IN SITUATION which means every single blog here is automatically set to hide any triggering content
If you want to continue to be able to access and read fanfiction PLEASE go into your settings and click "show" on at least the "Mature" and "Sexual Themes" labels!!
ALSO IOS USERS: there's an extra fun "Hide additional content" bit just to really try and block us from any hopes of success. Make sure you opt out of that too otherwise I think content will be blocked on the mobile app!
Attached to this post are screenshots from my settings so you guys know what to look for. I could only find it on my desktop settings and not on the mobile app (for now at least)
[I feel like I should add I don't want to sound like I'm pressuring anyone... if you don't want to see certain content obviously keep it hidden and protect yourselves BUT this post is mainly targeted at the horny little gremlins I write for who will be suddenly deeply confused when their smut supply is cut off]
Signal boost!!!
original by ăŽăăż | pixiv, twitter
âťposted with permission âťplease donât remove the source
literally if youâre new to tumblr: reblog shit
âit wont fit my aestheticâ make a sideblog. reblog to it.
âi hate taggingâ donât tag then. reblog it anyway.
âbut my likes are publicâ ppl here dont fucking look at your likes. they dont do anything anyway. reblog it.
âyou just want attentionâ jokes on you, I dont make shit anymore. Iâm talking about other artists.
âitâs embarrassingâ tumblr is an anonymous platform. make a sideblog if youâre too cowardly
âbut on twitter its fine to have lurk accountsâ well they suck ass here and are assumed to be bots. reblog.

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EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST IâM AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED
Betty White, last of the jedi.
Reblog Jedi Betty for good luck now and forever
Fuck Iâm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iâm probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayâs night âjust for fun and because I donât want any bagel to be mad with meâ, and todayâs afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnât let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
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Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girlÂ
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
Itâs burning, as is everything Iâve hoped for whenever Iâve reblogged a post like this
I just kinda wanna watch something burn?
Mood
You guys didnât listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.
Am I putting my faith in a bagel? Yes.
Faith bagel faith bagel faith bagel
reblog if youâre a safe place for:
lesbian
gay
bisexual
transgender
queer
pansexual
demisexual
ace
hopeless romantics
cis-men
cis-women
non binary folks
the whole spectrum etcâŚ
follow everyone who reblogs ;)
Welcome folks. Its gay here.
Itâs an accepting place here
welcome fellow gays
Welcome, welcome our fellows!
âyoung adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.â
a hero emergesÂ
And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.
And itâs not even like it doesnât happen regularly. Â
Teenage girls are amazing.
Sometimes theyâre not even teenagers
Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored
Who they are:
Emma Gonzalez
Malala Yousafzai
Ruby Bridges
Greta Thunberg
Mari Copeny
Autumn Peltier
Afreen Khan
Sophie Cruz
Charlottesville Black Students Union
Naomi Wadler
DAPL protestors (names not found)
Ahed Tamimi
This isnât a coincidence. Revolutions almost always happen when the population of a country is at its youngest and thatâs a lot more true nowadays with social media.
Claudette Colvin was actually the first one to refuse her seat in Montgomery, Alabama to a white passenger. The movement chose to promote Rosa Parks as the figure for that form of protest because Claudette was a pregnant 15-year-old girl.
Barbara Rose Johns was a 16-year-old who organized a student strike protesting segregated schools. This strike, after gaining support of the NAACP, became a lawsuit that turned into Brown vs. The Board of Education and resulted in the desegregation of U.S schools nationally.
7th-grader Mary Beth Tinker, disturbed by the Vietnam War, decided to wear an arm band with a peace sign on it in protest. Her school suspended her. Her family filed a suit, Tinker vs. Des Moines, which reached the Supreme Court and ruled in her favor, ensuring that students and teachers maintain their right to free speech while in school.
Freddie & Truus Oversteegen were sisters who joined a Dutch resistance movement in WWII in their teens. They lured, ambushed, and assassinated Nazis and Dutch collaborators. They also blew up a railway line, transported Jewish refugees to new hiding places, and worked in an emergency hospital.Â
Our history books may like to showcase male figures, but behind every movement is a young girl ready to make a change. It was true then, itâs true now, and future generations of teenage girls will go on to inspire progress, whether theyâre credited or not.
We were raised on these stories of fighting back against oppression, but then the people who wrote them or read them to us act shocked we turned out ready to fight facism even while being anti-social.
Maybe if our society was less fucked up weâd be less anti-social.
Just found this cool quiz!
There is this quiz (idk if you guys did it already but okay) that tells you which character from The Hobbit you are. Link is here.
My result:
Tagging: @elles-writingâ @eluriel-undomielâ @lily-ivuâ @lonikjeâ @guardianofrivendellâ @wzrd-wheezesâ @moony-artnstuffâ @trxblemakerâ @claraofthepenâ @fandomgalcentralâ @dracosathenaeumâ @bluebellhairpinâ @fizzyxcustardâ @kumqu4tâ and anyone else who wants to play!
Thank for the tag, lovely @artsywaterlily â¤
Im tagging: @fizzyxcustard @lathalea @allinwonderlands @elles-writing @estethell @lovemusic26alwaysblog @moony-artnstuff
And every body else who wants to do it :)
I got Thranduilđ
@fancat-not-fangirl @mirkwoodest @tigereyesf @lotrreactionmemes
Dkdkkdkeks I got thranduil too
Tysm for the tag @hobbits-to-isengard â¤ď¸
Tagging @imhereforthefluff @rattyoakenbitch @incorrect-lotr-trash
ty for the tag @fancat-not-fangirl
crying rn i got legolas im nothing like him wtf i hate it here.
tagging: @gaybaggins @fizzyxcustard @aspookybunny @ruthoakenshield @narnvaeron @sleepy-daydream-in-a-rose @saviorsongwrites @deepestfirefun
@rattyoakenbitchâ Thanks for the tag!
@theelvenhavenâ @finnofamericaâ @red-ridingâ @iamnotyourmusebitchâ @luna-xialâ @midnight-reader-morning-sleeperâ @thorinthehottottyâ
How neat, thanks for the tag @saviorsongwrites
@ladylouoflothlorien @floral-and-fine @quiet-mask-of-uncertainty
I'm pretty happy with mineđ

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Iâm so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because⌠what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
âŚâŚâŚmy friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but hereâs to trying.
I donât believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hellâŚlol.
this is important
ROGER WORKS
Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.
I meanâŚlook at his face!!!
Letâs see cz I ainât playing
Canât hurt đĽ´
Welp đ
The Legendâ˘ď¸ is here!
Victory velociraptor
Come thru velociraptor