Okay so what started as a crack idea actually makes more sense than it should
Danny gets adopted by the Brain and Monsieur Mallah
Now you may ask yourself: why would Danny get adopted by the brain of a French mad scientist and an intelligent French gorilla, both of who are founding members of the brotherhood of evil?
Well thank you for asking because
B) the Brain and Mallah are canonically a gay couple, have been a couple in the comics since 1990, as weird as it is they’re kind of cute together. Check this out
Like it’s oddly cute and I want to see more of them living in domestic bliss
C) Danny is already used to living with mad scientists for parents, this honestly wouldn’t be that big of an adjustment
D) I think they’re mostly retired and living out their days together currently?
E) Mallah could beat Vlad at chess and that would piss Vlad off
F) Danny has an affinity for gorillas and frankly it would be hilarious if every ape that sees Danny tries to adopt him
Mallah, holding Danny up by his armpits: But Brain, Mon amor, just look at him
They also appear on my adventures with Superman if you just want some media that shows their relationship
Idk I think in a reveal gone bad they could really work, retired mad scientists are better than mad scientists trying to dissect him
PLUS THEY CAN HAVE A MAD SCIENCE OFF
Fentons come at them with weird sci fi gadgets, they have different gadgets ready
Some good ol’ mad scientist on mad scientist violence
LET THE GORILLA AND BRAIN GET GAY MARRIED AND ADOPT A GHOST
