Mc: Alright Jake, welcome to bowling!
Jake: What am I doing here again?
Mc: Let's just have fun man...go get ur shoes for bowling.
Jake: I am not going to wear shoes that people have used before. These people release lots of sweat and- *slips*
Mc: And this is why you need to wear those shoes.
*Shoes are on, they find their lane*
Mc: Alright so it looks like I'm first. I'll show you how.
Jake: Alright. I'm about to make you proud mc!
Mc: Let's see how well you do.
Jake: Why is the ball so heavy?
Mc: It's supposed to be heavy. So you put your fingers in the holes of the ball and then-
*Jake throws ball like it's some tennis ball and the ball goes out of lane*
Mc: Jake...it's not a basketball!!!
Jake: Well what am I supposed to do?!
Mc: Ur supposed to hit the pins that are in OUR LANE!
Jake: Oh okay..so first I place my fingers in the holes...is this correct mc?
Mc: ...Jake you don't need to put all of ur fingers in the three holes.
Jake: I find this more comfortable and safe so the ball will not fly away.
*Jake tries to throw ball but since the ball is stuck in his hand, he accidentally hits his head whilst trying to throw it*
Mc: At this point I won't take you anywhere.
Jake: How is bowling a thing mc?! It's so dangerous! Look at me! Look at my poor head!