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The video shows the Ohio State University Marching Band performing its traditional Script Ohio routine, in which the drum major leads the band single-file to form an enormous cursive Ohio on the field. The crossovers require absolute precision timing. It is a FEAT. At the end, the drum major leads out a sousaphone player, who kind of high-kicks his way to dot the I. (Wikipedia calls it a “bounding goose-step.”) He gives a sweeping bow to each side of the stadium. The band then sings “Buckeye Battle Cry” while accompanied only by the sousaphone. Here’s the Wikipedia article, which has a much better description than mine. ]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

Nice try. Still no.

interesting kink assortment on the dash

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

there once was a man from Norwich where summer was being quite a bitch to let out some steam, dipped his nuts in ice cream but the oreo bits kind of itch