SuperNerd000's Terrible Misadventure

...what happened?

Massive projection from people like OP, mostly.

The snail is screaming and panicking while fleeing from a bomb with a 60 minute timer because snails are slow.

JSYK, the overuse of “unreliable narrator” and “actually about trauma” and most popular literary criticism on social media is the result of decades of people who should have been flunking basic English classes but were instead grade-inflated to top marks in AP Lit classes and actually believed they deserved it even though they got 2s on the exam.

Dumbest person you know when they read a novel where the characters have a personality and/or flaws: Ummmm they were an unreliable narratorrrrr?????? That means you can’t believe anything they say…….The whole novel might have been made up…………….

No, because suplexing the monk so hard his head explodes is cooler.

I second welding. Women make great welders. You can get certifications in various methods and aspects of the trade (pipe and structural are the most common), and the certifications you get in school are enough to get you hired.

I am once again being temptingly persuaded on tumblr to drop everything and become a Lady Welder.

DO IT. Glue metal together with lightning!

I can third welding. You might still want to hit the weights anyway 'cause metal parts (and especially finished sub-assemblies) can be kind of heavy, as are shielding gas bottles.

Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if I had gotten a trade apprenticeship instead of a useless art degree. I bet my vocabulary would be more...colorful.

There's a reason they went with Wendy the Welder and not Paula the Plumber, or Mindy the Maintenance Worker.

A Christmas Carol is so wild to me because it takes not one, not two, but like four fucking ghosts to convince this dude not to be the biggest douche in the universe. Like, four fucking ghosts came back from the dead, rose from the Goddamn grave to be like, “I came back from the dead because you need to quit your shit.” Fuck. How big of an asshole do you have to be to have four fucking ghosts tell you to stop?

Have you ever met a rich capitalist

Also, one of those ghosts was a rich capitalist douche. He needed to reform Scrooge to work off his own sentence, didn’t he?

Charlie Dickens knew what was up.

Dickens had to work in a factory hos entire childhood. His father was thrown in a debtor’s prison. Thats why all his stories are about rich fucks getting owned.

I'm just surprised they haven't tried to (explicitly) cancel Dickens for saying people can change for the better.

”PAW Patrol is copaganda” is the progressive left's version of “Doom and Pokémon are satanic.”

Idk about the UK police, but it sure describes the NYC police.

It's possible she actually changed her mind, but it's still hypocritical.

Social media communists: because history repeats itself first as tragedy, then as farce.

You know those pictures of boiled chicken and unseasoned rice? That's unironically what these retards think you deserve and anything nicer than that is too luxurious.

The original paradox makes a lot more sense when you remember it's a moot point because there won't be any food anyways.

the most important thing to know about the UK isnt the tea or the baked beans or whatever. its that mr brightside has been charting on the uk top 100 for 475 weeks, or about 9 years straight. sometimes it just randomly rises up to the top 40 for no reason. the grip that song has on our souls should be studied.

one time me and my coworkers were locked out of our storage building in the rain and we somehow ended up in an extremely passionate group rendition of mr brightside. like 30 people belting our hearts out, rain dripping down our faces. in my heart that is how this song should be ideally experienced tbh.

I haven't listened to the song in years but if it's about what I remember it being about, the jokes become a bit too easy.

One thing I've observed is that cheering one person's death makes it easier to cheer the next person's death and so on. No one batted an eye when it was a war criminal, we were mildly annoyed when it was an old woman who died peacefully, and when it was a CEO who personally slighted you we said we understand but don't agree. Now it's an innocent normal man who never harmed any of you, having the same beliefs as your own conservative family members. But you've learned well how to be ghouls now. If you don't repent, one day you will celebrate death squads and genocides.

I don't think this is gaslighting. I think it's reverse-sour-graping. Telling yourself that your side isn't doing stupid, bad things, and they must be made up by the enemy.

So gaslighting herself?

It's because they're using reddit as an information source. You have no way to filter out trolling and just plain misinformation. You have no way to confirm if anonymous users are really experts or whatever they claim to be, so don't put their input at the top of your searches and treat them as fact.

I'm not sure Wikipedia is much better, actually.

I would say it is, mostly due to just how low of a bar Reddit is.

As I keep saying, 'The Right Side of History' is just 'Dude Hold My Beer' for human rights violations.

It feels like when people talk about the MCU what they're talking about is what they imagine to be generally wrong with movies nowadays, and what they imagine to be generally wrong with society as a whole, instead of, like, the set of movies that actually exist. That just aren't that!

Villains need a reason for what they do, that doesn't mean it has to be a good one.

Jews need to realise who Netanyahu is. Israel has one of the most powerful military forces and defence mechanisms in the world. If any missiles from Hamas, who is far less powerful, make it through to hurt Israelis is because Netanyahu allows it. If Hamas was allowed to go in and kidnap Israelis was because Netanyahu allowed it. And if hostages remain in Hamas's hands, if many have died killed by Israeli soldiers and bombs during the war, if many will never be found, it's because Netanyahu wanted it that way. Because this situation gives him an excuse to occupy Gaza, and his ultimate goal is to occupy the whole land and kill all Palestinians. That's what he wants and he will do whatever it takes to accomplish, including sacrificing as many Israelis as he needs to. He doesn't give a shit about the wellbeing of Israelis, he just wants power and is time people wake the fuck up and see it.

notice the cognitive dissonance in the very first paragraph. Isreal is one of the most powerful nations one tha planet while simultaneously being unable to genocide a stretch of land barely bigger than Manhattan.

Seriously, if the goal was even half as sinister and evil as these people believe, Gaza would have been reduced to a series of craters long before Oct 7 got a chance to happen.

OP is yet another perfect example of why things are set up the way they are.