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Adventurers and mercenaries from far and wide have spent decades searching for the glorious mace of [STILL REDACTED], but you shall be the one to finally claim it!

The mace lay in the centre of the temple, but it won't be an easy feat — you still have to traverse the dangers of the temple, solving puzzles and avoiding traps; and, worst of all, you will need to defeat the Ignoble Mountain Troll, who guards the legendary mace from all that would care to take it.

The question is, are you ready, adventurer?

>Go to page 2 to enter the temple

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

WE GOT DECIMALS BECAUSE OF MY SHIT POST???

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

Fire post!

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,