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achillesinhighheels

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

lake-erie

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

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And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

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Possible Gen AI Writing Prompt Found In Bible

FIJMU News 7-2-26 by Bill Lasphemy

The religious world is in shock today as a previously ignored bible passage from Exodus was reexamined in light of new terminology. The passage (4:11) was usually translated as follows:

“Then the LORD said to him, ‘Who hath created thy mouth? Who can make thee speak or not speak? It is I alone, I the LORD.”

The actual Hebrew however says more literally:

“Then sayeth the LORD, ‘I can absolutely rewrite that for you to sound more like it was said by God, using proper diction for a divine entity.”

Though most bible translators ignored this wording, modern language demanded a revisitation and the results suggest two possibilities- That the bible was written using an AI, or that the bible was correct but God used an AI to sound so godly.

According to a local Torah expert, “I told you if you quote me on that stupid fact blog again I’ll get a restraining order. I’m serious this time!” Indeed, the work of a DaVinci Code style cult already seems to be trying to hide the truth.

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you're constantly horny aren't you

well no sometimes I am asleep

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Smoking my clown and/or my beetle

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jennaflare

oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image

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asofteredge

hey everyone, just curious:

what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?

#the vibes being off #this is my lawn and my rules

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

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orcposts

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

goblinposts

> use genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use hand on genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use genitals on hand

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> help

orcposts

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

goblinposts

man fuck this game

teaboot

I wasn’t gonna talk about it but one of my parents died the other day and the weirdest part has been not talking about it, specifically because they sucked and I kind of don’t care and that’s not a very hashtag relateable thing to bring up around the office so I’m just walking around at work rn like “nah not much going on hbu”

teaboot

As a “dark humour is my coping mechanism” person I would describe this feeling as “children’s birthday clown with a flashbang grenade” and I gotta say, the deeply fucked up power is intoxicating

teaboot

Man with the power to end any conversation

huffylemon

cupcraft

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

aropride

do u like mine

cupcraft

Oh wow.

cupcraft

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

gay--dog

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

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glubby

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

unnamedmedicalprofessional2

To be fair to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, if I wrote some pulp short stories for a quick buck and an obsessive fandom sprung up around it at a time when fandom culture as we now know it didn't really exist yet, and I had to witness people being insane about my characters while having very little precedent for what the fuck was going on, I would also be confused and frightened and desperately trying to escape from the situation I'd ended up in.

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