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Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

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tammykaos

✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

copperbadge

Liszilla Frank

#godzilla #… having a lovely time #good for him

romanceyourdemons

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

#helpless stupid giggling

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When my alarm went off this morning I was in the middle of a dream about a Lucha Underground storyline that never existed, so if you need me I'll be over here refining my wrestling werewolf plotline

not100bees

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

#peach guava store brand sparkling water

proudpoe

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

emomemolemoemo

#cackling

I understand why preschools follow the policy of We Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny Which Friends Might Have Been Involved In Today's [Hitting, Biting, Throwing Toys, Etc.] Incident but it does also become a little funny with kids who are old enough that they can just tell you stuff, so you have a carefully anonymized talk with the teacher and then are like "hey man. I heard something happened at school today" and your precious angel child says "yeah... I bited Ronan."

#ronan is your best friend. why did you do that.

dark-scape

Other actors: "I want to branch out."

Hamish Linklater: "I want to corner the fuck out of the tiniest possible market."

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lisbonsteresa

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

#honestly i have (as an adult) always felt this way BUT #now i am a parent and i have a child who wants to be at the ymca pool every day from 4 to 6 pm #and i could LIVE WITHOUT DAILY 3:30 PM THUNDERSTORMS #OR PERHAPS WE COULD JUST RESCHEDULE THEM TO 2:00 SO THEY REOPEN THE POOL BEFORE CLOSING TIME #added the (as an adult) caveat because i assume i also used to get pissed off about this when i was a child who wanted to be at the pool

retrogamingblog2

digital-magus

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

unknought

Higgledy piggledy, turning and turning as gyres are widening, centers unheld,

things fall apart and there’s anarchy everywhere; falcons fly freely and can’t be compelled.

Dimming the tide there is blood in the water and everywhere customs of innocence drowned.

Held by the worst is a fervent intensity; lacking conviction the best run aground.

Surely there must be some kind of apocalypse; surely epiphany must be at hand!

Visions unbidden from Spiritus Mundi of something awakening out on the sand:

Head of a man with a leonine frame and a pitiless gaze that’s as blank as the sun;

sleep became nightmare by passage of centuries long before eons of slumber were done.

Higgledy piggledy, beast of antiquity, imminent, just as the prophecies warn,

shambling slowly but revelatorily, slouching towards Bethlehem, there to be born.

#outrageous [complimentary]

zoctopode

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

shithowdy

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

shithowdy

loon :)

shithowdy

i painted my loon :)

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spitzonthefritz

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

#galaxy quest #the hunt for red october #mission impossible ghost protocol #desperado

weepingwidar

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

#bro your tan lines

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