just hit a wasp on my bike and it started stinging the hell outta me over and over (fair) but i was going rly fast in traffic so i couldn’t DO anything i had to just keep saying “ow ow ow ow ow ow” with increasing urgency until i could pull over

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just hit a wasp on my bike and it started stinging the hell outta me over and over (fair) but i was going rly fast in traffic so i couldn’t DO anything i had to just keep saying “ow ow ow ow ow ow” with increasing urgency until i could pull over

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thinking about teacher grace on erid explaining human culture to his students specifically like. what kinds of activities kids on earth do (bc he wants these kids to know about his kids ! !) and for the most part the pebbles get it (soccer? okay. makes sense. tag? sure!!) but then he tries to explain hide and seek and his students are like mr grace sir what the hell are you on about. they can't wrap their carapaces around the thought of Hiding Behind Objects and it being difficult for someone to find them. this then leads to them seeing if it actually works by hiding from grace at the beginning of next class and laughing as he runs around looking for them
Let's be real, Grace would've used literally any excuse to turn around and go after Rocky, even if the taumoeba containment issue had never occurred.
Grace: omg, Rocky forgot his Savior of the Universe hat that I made for him! Guess I have to pursue him across the cosmos to give it to him and in doing so abandon all hope of ever returning to my native planet. Ain't that just the way the cookie crumbles? It just can't be helped though! HEY MARY, TIME TO CHANGE COURSE!
I feel like movie Grace and Rocky are both extremely ADHD compared to book Grace and Rocky who are more just violently autistic

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Growing up in the middle of nowhere, half of my friends had parents that were freakily religious and half of my friends had parents who were hippies. Hide-and-seek was the go to game because there was nothing about it that was an affront to God and it didn’t bite into anybody’s screen time, didn’t involve gambling, didn’t have many rules, could be played by any number of children. As I said, I was from the middle of nowhere and this game was often played in the middle of nowhere at night. Instead of sitting on the couch eating popcorn and watching Beetlejuice like normal children, we were climbing into the far stall of abandoned barns and the top floor of structurally unsound houses no one had lived in since the 70s. We also loved flashlight tag, where you’re out if the seeker hits you with the beam of their flashlight. We’d all be standing in the pitch dark nothingness hiding behind trees barely breathing.
Also, I’m not a very competitive person. I was bad at hiding during both these games. I liked to be the seeker more than the hider so I’d let myself be found immediately so I could help search for the others. Picture this, it is a humid August evening in 2013 on a farm miles from anywhere, no light pollution, just the stars. You are 11 years old and you are totally alone looking for your friends who could be practically anywhere. You’re listening hard for giggling or the crackling of leaves. You hear something and turn your flashlight on, standing alone in the beam is me, the kid with the gay ass haircut and neon lime green knee high socks who won’t stop fucking cursing even around the adults.
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part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

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when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me
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I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them
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"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"
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“I love this website
I love it when people tell
us what’s wrong with them”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
does writing fanfiction count as art
don't make me say the mummy thing again