Fork With A Pigeon

Yet another American forever war on the Asian subcontinent. I am so sick of the news focusing on the flimsy ceasefire negotiations that the U.S. and Israel immediately violate instead of the environmental and human aspect. It’s not going to be over soon, the U.S. and Israel do not want it to be over soon, they want to do as much damage and exploitation as possible.

Yet another American forever war on the Asian subcontinent. I am so sick of the news focusing on the flimsy ceasefire negotiations that the U.S. and Israel immediately violate instead of the environmental and human aspect. It’s not going to be over soon, the U.S. and Israel do not want it to be over soon, they want to do as much damage and exploitation as possible.

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

having a hometown is such a fucked up concept. i grew up here so i do not want to stay here anymore. i miss it when i am away but once i am back i realise why i wanted to go away as far as possible from it. i am familiar with every corner of this place i did not realise when it slowly changed into something unrecognisable. i would probably like to be buried here but i'd rather die than live here

spiritually, pre-launch grace is a twig to me. but the infinitely funnier option is that he has amassed gosling levels of brawn because he still frequently gets pissed off at his students and coworkers and his primary anger management strategy is gym. he can swallow it down but only for so long. and if his routine gets interrupted for whatever reason the other teaching staff will eventually notice and someone will pull him aside and go "hey not to be insensitive but youre being kind of a bitch. unrelated question, when was the last time you punched stuff recreationally?"

I cannot do the dishes. I know that sounds like a convenient excuse but there are two sensory experiences I cannot handle and they are wet spinach and dirty dishes. I just started dry heaving while attempting my dishes and had to sit down and I feel so embarrassed.

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

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