Fork With A Pigeon

The lady who we watched do the smoothest parking job backing into a tiny space with a truly massive car and when I complimented her skills the guy with her was ecstatic and added, “She drives that beast like it’s a sport car, she’s incredible!”

The man on the beach who watched my beloved and I emerge triumphant from our first foray snorkeling and went, “Was it fun?” and then laughed in delight when we enthusiastically told him it was incredible.

The queer taco truck worker who told us the nearest bathroom was at Burger King and sarcastically drawled, “Have it your way,” and then absolutely lost it when I echoed, “Shit it your way.”

The lady and her friend with a Californian surfer drawl who stopped to hear our dissertation on the chicken drama who fell in love with the scrungly hen with us.

The couple at the musubi truck who passed their table to us and excitedly asked if we’d tried the slushy. When we dejectedly said they were all out the guy slowly lowered his cup and said, “They’re awful, you’re not missing out,” and we all laughed at his absurd attempt to spare our feelings.

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!