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everything posted to this blog is 100% true

apparently im not allowed to go 2 the gas station and fill uo my car anymore because apparently im not allowed to try to buy all of the heinekens in tge fridge even though i needed rhem all 2 stock up 4 my fuck lifr + i had to buy them all at the same time or else other people wpuld buy them and i wouldnt have everything oi need overall very umprofessional treatmenet from that stuid shithole im taking my busintelsswhere from now on and i hope someone trys to smoke there snd it all blows up Lol sorry for saying ot but it's true

the true prototype jack is back and ready to fuck on youu horribly with his disgusting nasty pigsmetal body

just got my name legally changed to kog

supergiant games made genshin impact AND tekken 2

everyone hears all aabout how mosquitos suck the blood out of people but what they don't know is they take that blood and put it in someone else. they give that blood to people in need. people who would die without it

Greetings, Earthlings. I am the ambassador from the planet Arachnion V. My people wish to make contact with your kind. In order to facilitate peaceful relations, please sends us 10,000 kilotons of your delicious Earth flies, ticks, mosquitoes, and other bugs. Thank you.

my name is dr. pepper

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

my name is mortal combat 3

i discovered the new wicked lifeform

2015 was 2 years ago

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

the demon lord's wicked army just razed penis village