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Greetings, Earthlings. I am the ambassador from the planet Arachnion V. My people wish to make contact with your kind. In order to facilitate peaceful relations, please sends us 10,000 kilotons of your delicious Earth flies, ticks, mosquitoes, and other bugs. Thank you.

my name is dr. pepper

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i created a new type of dog called a slunge

are they a good slunge?

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i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

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my name is mortal combat 3

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dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

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i have chosen to spare him after he offered $100,000 for his life

i discovered the new wicked lifeform

2015 was 2 years ago

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

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the demon lord's wicked army just razed penis village

its called a millipede because it has a million legs

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my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

I can obliterate you too if I wanted to, twink

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of course you reblogged this from me. Aren’t you supposed to be possessed?

I'm gayer than my father bitch

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Not for me i’d hope

We don’t need a repeat of No One and Alder except it’s worse

THAT DOES NOT NEED TO BE MENTIONED MY FUCKING GODS

YOU DID WHAT WITH MY FATHER?

..NOTHING- ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING- WHAT COULD I OF POSSIBLY DONE WITH YOUR FATHER-

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY DAD???

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING-

OKAY WELL MAYBE I KISSED HIM- IN A LAPSE OF JUDGEMENT-

I WAS BEING AN IDIOT-

I WANT TO SLAP YOU AND KISS YOU BUT NOT IN THIS FUCKING BODY FUCK YOU I LOVE YOU

"..."

"....I love you too..?"

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wow. Love. Beautiful

"...You."

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WHAT DID I DO

"You litterly fucking told him about me and his dad-"

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ok so I didn’t say what it was

"You made it sound a lot worse than it actually was-"

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ALL I SAID WAS WE DIDNT NEED A REPEAT??

"YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I FUCKED HIS DAD-"

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THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

"YOU STILL DID."

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IM SORRY

"YOU SHOULD BE."

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IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU

"...Hmm."

"Yes, actually. There is."

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and what is that?

"What do you know about this situation, with him. Being uh. Here. Again. And stuff?"

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William? Well uh.. I don’t know much except for the fact that he tried to open a door which would’ve killed a ton of people

"Yes William. When and where? Do you know why? What has he said? Are you sure it was him?"

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apparently he wanted to restore an order?? And yes, it was very much him.

"..."

"How are you sure it was him."

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he was hinting at it the whole time, and when I figured it out he confirmed. Plus, he’s currently trying to get the key back

"What whole time? And he's trying to get the key back.. Okay.."

"...Jesus fucking Christ this is so confusing..."

"I feel like I of all people should know more than. ... Absolutely nothing."

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Hey. It’s alright. I.. I kinda get it? I’ve had a similar experience, kinda. I think.

"He Is? Was? I don't even know at this fucking point- My partner. And I've what. Talked to him fucking twice??"

"I..."

"..What do you mean.."

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It’s alright—uh.. don’t worry about it—I know it’s hard. Sometimes.. sometimes people aren’t who you think they are

"It's not that it's... He's exactly who I think he is.."

"But he shouldn't be.. He should be dead..."

"I feel like I'm going insane.."

"And he won't fucking explain anything to me- All I get is mentions of "her" fuck if I know who that is about-"

They groan.

"I don't know what to do. And I miss him. And I want him back."

"I don't want this."

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Her? No One mentioned a her…

Well uh… I’m sure it’ll work out in the end. I uh… I’m here for you. I guess?

"Fuckin. Lady Death or some shit. I think it was said she's William's mum."

"Or at least one of No One's ex wifes. I don't know I can barely remember."

"..."

"...I should be over him by now... I should be able to move on. I want to..."

"But now I can fucking talk to him again. And he's not dead dead. And I love him so fucking much."

"And.. He's probably gonna be gone soon..."

They're trying to hold back tears.

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YES NO ONE MENTIONED HER! I’m pretty sure she was the one behind the door. And if she’s his mother… this is starting to make sense

oh- hey- Uhm.. do you want a hug?

"...Can you explain.?"

"..Uhm.. ..Yeah... I'd... Appreciate it.."

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Well uh. I think opening the door would free his mother so he could see her again. Plus, he doesn’t have a good relationship with No One, so he could’ve been tricked into thinking that opening the door would do good

*he gives you a hug*

"..I don't think he likes her either...."

"...Oh."

"...He might not have a choice here."

*They hug him back.*

"Thank you.."

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can i have a hug too? i haven't had a hug in 10,000 years because i have been stranded in the deepcave all by my lonesome and the scary cave beasts tried to get me and i got really scared of the4 cave beasts all day every day for ten thousand years, and it was no good at all

nasa's top scientists are hard at work figuring out a way to kill people by feeding them so much yummy food that they get so happy that it stops blood circulation to their brain

my nanes dr. smart and my new biggest idea is a portable telephon

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