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THE SPIRIT OF BUSTER KEATON LIVES ON

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

i like w,hen ......... theres a Big scaresy fantasies beast ok .... and then the big beast has a litter of babies,,,., and the babeis are veryvery small . ok

Saw a tweet about Elon Musk saying "the first trillionaire is an African American" and even if it was meant to be incendiary bait it worked bc this bullshit is precisely why I prefer to go by Black, because ain't no way I gotta be lumped in with a white European settler from South Africa whose usually white-beloathed immigrant status is ignorable because he's the right color of "African" like bruh PLEASE it was cool and right when Mamdani did it, fuck Elon bro

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

@kaity--did

Children learning that the world exists around them is my favorite thing