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Striped Polecat (Ictonyx striatus), family Mustelidae, found across much of Sub-Saharan Africa

photograph by sitszasadam

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sith-shenanigans

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

sith-shenanigans

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

paper-mario-wiki

heading out the door

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Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

paper-mario-wiki

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

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Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

paper-mario-wiki

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

identifying-cellphones-in-posts

I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

gigglybumbug

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

diosapate

i need everyone on letterboxd liking this to know that i was being serious and this was my setup

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sapphling

just saw an entire thread of people sincerely describing a content creator's pattern of posting a large amount of content and then taking breaks as "obviously grooming her audience" via "love bombing and ghosting" which i think could have been a really exciting innovation during the steven universe discourse era of tumblr

#Kdjdhshs #Incredible and I hate it #I was just trying to explain Steven bombs to someone

sunnyyfur

he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires

#I need it like air

segamascott

i recognize myself in you

segamascott

bit of a bitch

segamascott

penandinkprincess

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

penandinkprincess

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

penandinkprincess

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

justasmidgx

I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.

Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.

But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)

Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

penandinkprincess

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

nueuhell

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

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pocketss

distressing things to say to your friends

aucatgirl

pokchookity

SheRa Meshi.

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

thefaultinourchickennuggets

Hi im a librarian amd that's not now this works. If a library allows you to have a digital card and not live in the area, you are NOT taking away resources from other people, that's not how anything works. Please keep doing it!!! The more people that use our services, the more money we can get from funding sources!!! Please use us!!! We are not utilized enough, by people in or out of our community. Thanks.

jambearie

Another librarian here and this is how it works. These people are lying on applications and flooding systems for digital resources which cost a LOT. That digital book costs 3x as much as a physical one, and we have to replace it more often (especially when the check outs are used by people who aren't our patrons), while not giving us tax dollars, and making wait times even more atrocious for our actual patrons

If you want to support us, buy non resident cards or sign up for the libraries that actually give out free cards like @queerliblib

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cocainesocialist

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

frawgs

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

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