Small-Sociological-Problem

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

Intent to kill

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

every time i step outside on a blustery day i do in fact say ‘it fucken WIMDY’ quietly to myself so like. thanks for that.

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

the natural state of the world is producing dust all the time. weathering and decay feeds future growth. dust is just soil with no place to go

it could go outside where dirt goes

the films on the right are all referencing shrek

my dad taught me history in high school (all girls, private, catholic school) and one of my absolute favorite things about him was that, unlike every other teacher I had, he was never calm when a bee or, more accurately, a hornet or yellowjacket, flew in the window. he would stop whatever he was doing, reach for a book or rolled up piece of paper, and say with great dramatic flair, “ladies, the enemy is here.”

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog

i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever job to spend the rest of my years in. though i may not be the most talented and versatile person on the job market, i’m the perfect employee for someone out there, and that someone just might be you(r company)!

I’m a very special girl who has captured the hearts of all our volunteers, but just keeps getting overlooked when it comes to that forever boss to call my own! Could it be you? I can use Excel and the toilet. Vaccinated.  

Also the guy was the officiant and all night people kept coming up to the girl to praise her officiating prowess. 😂

[ID: two skinny pale people standing with an arm around each other's waist. They are a similar height, and both have straight, light brown hair to their chest. They wear the same blue shirt with white spots, and different style grey pants and brown shoes. /end ID]