meow

I think it's cute when depictions of our solar system include earth's moon. Like yeah sure the moon's invited. We just like her

Like simplified models that don't have Literally Everything just the planets. And our moon #OurMoon

Now that pornhub released statistics showing that a significant number of cis women seek out porn of trans men under pretty fetishistic and transphobic names, can we finally admit that the rise in the amount of explicit gay fanfic/fan art/head cannons where the bottom is depicted as a trans man is fetishistic?

thank you divorce for all you've done for music

you see I wanted to choose just 1 song from turn blue to convince a couple mutuals to listen to but I cant. they all go hard. my hypothesis is the messier the divorce the better the music 📈

casually and with no self pity stating what you believe to be a benign humbling fact about your life only for someone to go "what? that's not true" is such an Experience. I THOUGHT I WAS BEING SELF AWARE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM IN THAT AREA

ahh yeahh I know I tend to talk too much but I just have so much to say haha! "what? you don't talk too much! I like when you talk!" INSTANT RELIEF I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED. OKAY.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

I absolutely love how no matter how badly you fuck up benedryl cucumber's name everyone still knows who you are talking about