Catnaps

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

hotel transylvania parking job

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains