SACRED TRASH

Pets love to sit somewhere very inconvenient and then look betrayed when you have to move them

Reblog to literally save a life

whish they told us this in school, all they did was say “feel for lumps, you will know when you feel it”

yeah reblogging especially for my transmasc fellows who (like me) might be real uncomfortable with their chests and not know what to watch out for because we try to avoid this kind of thing (just me? okay)

I feel like this needs to be taught in health class. To everyone, not just AFAB or cis women, but to everyone. Whether it’s checking your own body or noticing something on your partner’s body, everyone should be taught this. Even AMAB individuals can develop breast cancer, but nobody tells them, unless it randomly gets noticed during an exam or if there’s a history in the family.

I think it's a tragedy that modern depictions of knights hardly ever do the thing where knights in Medieval romances will regularly lose their minds and spend an indeterminate amount of time running around naked in the woods

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

ID: a two-picture freeform comic. The first picture shows a drawing of a panda driving a bamboo car and several people with square heads yelling at him. The caption reads, "The panda drives this vehicle and when the squarehead villains attack him they say unkind things first, like..." The text bubbles from the squareheads say, "Hey Tree Guy / Tree Guy / Tree Guy." The caption of the second picture says, "And this makes the panda cry! And he takes out his bamboo sword and fights them saying, 'BAMBOO IS ACTUALLY A GRASS.'" The drawing is of the panda, standing and crying with its mouth open to show teeth, swinging its sword at a squarehead so quickly it is just motion lines. End ID.

Thank you so much for ID!

Just a fork. I got plenty.

I've got more masks

I have three partners who all cohabitate and we have a daughter together. I cannot tell you the number of times when she was little when she'd have the shocking revelation of "Wait, you LOVE Dad??" or "You and Mom are DATING??" Like yeah bud. We have all very obviously been together for most of your life and have been very upfront about that lmao "You and M are MARRIED?!?" Kid you were there! You watched the ceremony!!

SHRIEK this is EXACTLY what it’s LIKE