this shit ain’t nothing to me man

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Had this playing and there was no way to turn it off, so a guest came down to ask for a toothbrush and I just left it playing on my phone and stared him down in his eyes as I handed him his flimsy little cuckbrush and he started sweating and walked off. It’s still playing even now in the reblog screen.

Need y’all to know that 20 minutes later after I had figured out I could pause the music on my lockscreen, that the tumblr play bar finally populated at the bottom of my dash, and started blaring this again. Biggest jumpscare I’ve endured in years tbh.

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister