this shit ain’t nothing to me man

Had this playing and there was no way to turn it off, so a guest came down to ask for a toothbrush and I just left it playing on my phone and stared him down in his eyes as I handed him his flimsy little cuckbrush and he started sweating and walked off. It’s still playing even now in the reblog screen.

Need y’all to know that 20 minutes later after I had figured out I could pause the music on my lockscreen, that the tumblr play bar finally populated at the bottom of my dash, and started blaring this again. Biggest jumpscare I’ve endured in years tbh.

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

This was cut because even after discussion with with the team AND Baaulp himself I could not figure out why standing in a cross formation and rotating made them the Beatles. I did research to see if there was some famous Beatles album cover or photograph or performance where this connection was evoked and I failed to find anything. The only line of logic I could follow on it was they were the beatles because there are four of them and sometimes on stage they were arranged in a way that vaguely resembled a circle or a square as typically bands do that

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

letd go eat parts of that guys car

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

im starting to feel just like an ice mummy

i think i can understand the ice mummy