mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

Going no contact with yourself

Hi I imagined someone misreading your post and falling to their death in an empty grain silo as a result, can you change the post to be about grain silo safety?

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

I supported Chappell Roan when I thought she lured in children with her gingerbread house for the purpose of eating them unprovoked.

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

we should bring back she/her as the generic pronoun

they should make more songs that i like

the real people who need to be told Omg You People Can’t Do Anything is the people who can’t watch something if it’s not on a streaming service…. like girl let’s search Watch Free Online

childaborting hips

Aw, what a good girl. That’s right, kitten. You’re going to come back to my house and. Wgat was that.

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary