Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando
fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives
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@kieu-silly-world
Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando
fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

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happy pride month
also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!
Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)
cunt levels off the charts
portable slime gargoyle
Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

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I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY
Holy crap.
WELP, that ends my account.
Qobuz is the most ethical alternative to spotify and even tidal (tidal is just pandora radio in a different font; you can't curate playlists, which i absolutely fucking hate, but you can curate playlists on qobuz, and the royalties they pay to their artists are far larger than spotify) that i've been able to find, thanks to this post on instagram by singer-songwriter laura burhenn. the post also lists other alternatives, including tidal, but qobuz is by far the best of the lot. they even have a free feature called soundiiz where you can transfer all of your playlists from spotify to qobuz!
Worth a reblog for this great info.
Sexting is just inherently cringe like there’s no way for it to sound serious and NOT cringe and if you’re going to do it you just have to let horny delirium take over and momentarily kill the part of your brain that cares about not being embarrassing
that's so true bunny knows something about how cringe I can be @totally-bunny
yeah but bunny likes cringe and puppy cringe is cute n makes me happy :)
This doesn’t have to happen here
The Smash Bros. cast swapping anecdotes about their various evil doppelgangers and Mario getting into an argument about whether Wario counts.
Surprisingly, Mario is arguing that Wario does not count as he has literally never made that connection in his life. You can’t just say every fat italian in overalls is a Mario counterpart, he’s his own person with hopes and dreams. Evil hopes and dreams, but still.
Daisy, meanwhile, manages to argue very convincingly that Peach should be considered her evil doppelganger.
Wario is playing Devil’s advocate because being Mario’s evil doppleganger is great for business. If he was just some guy, nobody would buy Warioware.
@kamenriderhamo i am not going to let you hide this in the replies

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The World of Ultimate Gaming
There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man
u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is
You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )
what kind of eyes do y’all have
Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)
Is this the same person lmao
The potato is the cordyceps of the tuber world. Change my mind.
i've been thinking really hard about this post since i first saw it. you aren't wrong per se to make the comparison but it's very disingenuous and goes against the teachings of christ. i'm beginning to consider the idea that you are a truly rotten person
[crying but otherwise perfectly straight-faced] Ad hominem.

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my century-old great grandfather taking a sip of whatever concoction 8-year-old me brewed for him by using every button on the soda fountain instead of the iced tea he asked for
could not find the original unextended version of this anywhere on this hellsite to try and reblog it so im just reuploading it myself