I Am The Master Commander

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

How's Curious George doing btw

hey. That was devastating

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

yup. nothing. zero dolers

I forgot that Americans spell it "mommy" and that therefore "strong as fuck ice mummy" was unabiguously about some sort of undead ice lich, and not ambiguously also about a sort of buff frosty milf archetype like I had been imagining for most of the past couple of years

How does it feel to walk about the world and perceive with such profound transformative capacity

The fact that Father Wicks died because he was so consumed by the need to punish his daughter for her "sins" that he literally swallowed 'Eve's Apple' is maddening to me, literally named it for original sin but was so caught up in attaching that sin to femininity that he killed himself over it. Literally named his daughter Grace and never gave her a single spec of it. Literally ate the apple too. Literally.