Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

I hallucinated a ghost this morning but I was totally chill about it

She stood very close to me and just awkwardly smiled before fading away slowly

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

a lot of people did not graduate from the very basic lesson of "What is a social construct"

Look. You're not obligated to understand the world around you. But if you don't, you will constantly stumble through the world, bewildered and confused.

we used to throw tantrums daily because sherlock took two years per season for each season. and now that's the new normal. we should not be accepting this, we should rise up and start killing people

Sometimes you just need to listen to the same song for an entire afternoon 

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away