Ra’s Al Ghul didn’t go crazy because of the Pit. He went crazy because he picked up a Gotham nepo baby who wouldn’t stop training until he passed out flat on his face, Talia said she liked him, and Ra’s’ brain simply snapped in half.

I am holding Ra's in one hand and King Triton in the other hand and just rotating them like puzzle pieces

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

I don’t like being humiliated

Or talked down to

Facts.

ok were doing a new challenge where no one makes fun of me

that woman on tiktok giving parents advice on making their kids "less weird" in school is genuinely going to hell

who cares if your 12 year old meows at people. it's grade school, not a job interview. and before anyone says anything no I wasn't the meowing kid. I was a wolf thank you very much

If I'm ever making hiring decisions and a candidate meows at me, I'm hiring them.

this honestly☝️

internet suuucks

it’s like seeing the last transmission from the titanic

they should make a sandhill crane emoji

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.