i think grace stays for the rest of his life on erid because that's his home now, rocky's his home, and he wants to be together with rocky forever. and also because he never wants to step foot in the eridian space elevator ever again.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

ambulance and honey this mirror... i think not that kind of girl or emily might not be so far fetched after all

honey this mirror and jack the ripper in one night is kinda crazy. welcome back 2002

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

"What did London do to deserve Jack the Ripper" <- newspaper headline from 1888

all this discourse over tpk and they're just like. "yeah it came out? kinda? anyways here's cemetery drive" like they do NOT care

​wait, why are you taking your clothes off? sex is listing the titles of every episode of the cw's supernatural in order