don't lose your courage

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

If we concentrate together we can kill all cops. yes? yay ❤️

I just crafted 20 of you by accident

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

i just really feel like if i was exposed to high levels of radiation that i could withstand it. like i know it kills people but i would simply withstand it

Oralie and Bronte are kind of the epitome of those videos where it's like "sometimes I forget how much older than me my work bestie is" and one is like 24 and the other is 65

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

my dads old boss and my brother both have the same name and like 5 years ago when my sister was really little she stole my dads phone and as a joke found a random selfie of his and thought she was sending it to my brother but really sent it to his boss. and his boss opened it said nothing for like 30 minutes then just responded Looking good Kev! everytime i think about it i feel like im going to be sick with laughter picturing him opening up his work phone expecting some important message and its just a selfie of my dad no context

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

There was really no winning that one

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts